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Chelsea3 - 1Real Sociedad
dylan
dylan@dylan
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3d ago

Good win. Great performance from JP as always, and a pretty nice start to life for Morgan Rogers. Happy to see Enzo booed.

UEFA Super Cup
PSG2 - 1Aston Villa
dylan
dylan@dylan
6d ago

I watched 15 minutes of this and I wish I didn’t

Friendlies Clubs
Johor Darul Takzim3 - 3Chelsea
dylan
dylan@dylan
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

Today, we fielded exclusively our B-string. Right now, it’s pretty easy to see why they are the second choice players. Put simply, they’re shit. Composure, defending, finishing, it’s all horrid. They have done nothing right. This match was hopefully a message to Eghbali and Co. to sell these cunts, especially Delap (despite his penalties, the only things he can score).

Friendlies Clubs
Chelsea3 - 0Milan
dylan
dylan@dylan
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

Chels have finally won. Yay. Lavia has been great. Palestra has been absolutely amazing. They seem to have finally found their style. Even Neto seems to be doing better in his new role, and Quenda was also brilliant whilst he was on. JP, of course, on point. And a brilliant goal by Caicedo I may as well mention too.

MLS
Philadelphia Union3 - 2Atlanta United
dylan
dylan@dylan
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2w ago

What a great fucking match. MLS, despite the naysayers, doomsters, and gloomsters, continues not to disappoint. I had been impressed with an utter lack of clinically from the Union, amongst other issues. Frequently, also, a real issue with holding possession. But at the end, they fought and managed 3 goals. I couldn’t have been happier with that ending.

Player of the match
Kai Wagner
Philadelphia Union
Friendlies Clubs
Chelsea1 - 2Tottenham
dylan
dylan@dylan
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2w ago

To quote the Chelsea commentator, “let’s never speak of that again”.

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Friendlies Clubs
Chelsea6 - 4Western Sydney Wanderers
dylan
dylan@dylan
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3w ago

It’s a great start to preseason. Both of our academy’s Reggies have put in some absolutely brilliant shifts this morning, and I’d be remiss not to mention the brilliant finish from Satpayev. In defence, we certainly could have done better, but I’m not gonna complain too much. JP off the bench nabbed a hat trick in a half hour, Cole Palmer feeding him a brilliant assist in there. Gittens deserves some credit as well. He’s already got 2 (3?) from the closed doors matches, and he’s done very well again here. The state of the pitch was God awful, and there were moments for both sides where you could tell. Still, no injuries and a nice Chelsea win.

Player of the match
João Pedro
Chelsea
MLS
Philadelphia Union1 - 0Seattle Sounders
dylan
dylan@dylan
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3w ago

Well in my second match watching the union, I have made a major revelation: they are not very good finishers. I had suspected this as of last time out but wow. Not very clinical.

Player of the match
Milan Iloski
Philadelphia Union
MLS
Philadelphia Union3 - 1New York Red Bulls
dylan
dylan@dylan
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3w ago

MLS may have won me over. The game is certainly difficult here. Less tactical, more fouling, more last ditch defending. But it’s fun. I will be tuning in.

Player of the match
Milan Iloski
Philadelphia Union
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World Cup
Spain1 - 0Argentina
dylan
dylan@dylan
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4w ago

WHAT A BRILLIANT MATCH. Damn near had a stroke, but this was great. It’s what football is all about. Spain are just brilliant. I’m a bit less sad about England now because they’d have kicked our teeth in. Argentina are, put simply, not that guy. Unfortunately I think Spain may embarrass us at the nations league and euros, but is is what it is. And credit to the Barca boys. Cubarsi was absolutely brilliant tonight.

Player of the match
Pau Cubarsí
Spain
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World Cup
France4 - 6England
dylan
dylan@dylan
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4w ago

Brilliant match. Would still like Tuchel sacked tomorrow morning. Attached also are some photos from my time in Zurich.

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World Cup
England1 - 2Argentina
dylan
dylan@dylan
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4w ago

OWNER OF THE FALKLANDS, YOULL NEVER SING THAT

Player of the match
Jordan Pickford
England
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World Cup
Norway1 - 2England
dylan
dylan@dylan
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★11 Jul 2026

Erling Haaland: Lost Between Passes But seriously, what a match. My heart sank with the first (admittedly impressive) goal. Jude Bellingham gave me a level of hope I’ve not felt in a long time. I nearly had a heart attack through all of extra time. There are some positives for us beside just the win here: Erling Haaland successfully kept quiet for a whole match and subbed off, England clearly able to knock them in even outside of Kane. I feel we’ve done very well to get here. May we have the best of luck against Argentina.

Player of the match
Jude Bellingham
England
Premier League
Man United4 - 1Chelsea
dylan
dylan@dylan
11 Jul 2026

Here are some additional photos, including 2 from my recent travels. @taha the Iraqi embassy is included

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World Cup
France1 - 1Italy
dylan
dylan@dylan
10 Jul 2026

They ran this on Sky Calcio whilst I was in Rome for whatever reason. It’s fascinating to see how much more fluid and expressive the game used to be. Attached also are two more pictures from my time in Italy. I won’t be leaving until the 14th.

World Cup
Spain2 - 1Belgium
dylan
dylan@dylan
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★10 Jul 2026

The Spaniards and Culers amongst us will be emphatic, but this is horrible for Spain. It took three first team injuries and more than triple the passes of Belgium to get through. Frankly, they will lose — badly — to France. Had Courtois have seen out the match, that second goal doesn’t happen. Spain have been underwhelming all tournament, and they won’t beat a serious side. Attached also are some photos from my time in Italy.

World Cup
France2 - 0Morocco
dylan
dylan@dylan
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★9 Jul 2026

WHEYYY KNOBHEAD FUCK YOU RAPEKIMI🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷

World Cup
Switzerland0 - 0Colombia
dylan
dylan@dylan
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★7 Jul 2026

I love Zurich, I love Bern, I love Geneva, I love SWITZERLAND 🇨🇭 I have watched this live with many Colombian fans and they went dead silent and left in quiet. 🇨🇭🇨🇭🇨🇭

World Cup
Portugal0 - 1Spain
dylan
dylan@dylan
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★6 Jul 2026

Ronaldo. Suarez. Neymar. Not a World Cup between them. Sort of sad.

Player of the match
Mikel Merino
Spain
World Cup
Mexico2 - 3England
dylan
dylan@dylan
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★6 Jul 2026

GREATEST MATCH AND NATION EVER🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Player of the match
Jude Bellingham
England
2
World Cup
Brazil1 - 2Norway
dylan
dylan@dylan
5 Jul 2026

I did not watch this as I was occupied. That said, here are some pictures from my weekend in the capital.

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World Cup
Argentina3 - 2Cape Verde Islands
dylan
dylan@dylan
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4 Jul 2026

Cape Green 🕊️🕊️🕊️

Player of the match
Sidny Cabral
Cape Verde Islands
World Cup
Australia1 - 1Egypt
dylan
dylan@dylan
3 Jul 2026

It has come to my attention that ‘London Pride’ is tomorrow, despite June being over. The flags are still up. Has London Fallen?

World Cup
Switzerland2 - 0Algeria
dylan
dylan@dylan
3 Jul 2026

I did not watch this match but I did talk to my friends on bookd. I am surprised to learn ‘Harris’ is Pakistani.

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World Cup
USA2 - 0Bosnia & Herzegovina
dylan
dylan@dylan
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2 Jul 2026

I am very sorry to @ernad I think the US will struggle against belgium without Balogun

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World Cup
Belgium3 - 2Senegal
dylan
dylan@dylan
1 Jul 2026

Lakaka letting tielemans take the pen

World Cup
England2 - 1Congo DR
dylan
dylan@dylan
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1 Jul 2026

HARRY FUCKING KANE BALLON D’OR

Player of the match
Harry Kane
England
2
World Cup
Mexico2 - 0Ecuador
dylan
dylan@dylan
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1 Jul 2026

Certain Bookd users when it comes to arguing (myself included)

Player of the match
Julián Quiñones
Mexico
5
World Cup
France3 - 0Sweden
dylan
dylan@dylan
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★30 Jun 2026

Gyok defending v Mbappe

Player of the match
Kylian Mbappé
France
World Cup
Ivory Coast1 - 2Norway
dylan
dylan@dylan
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★30 Jun 2026

Sir, Haaland got a WC KO goal before cristiano vegas ronaldo

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World Cup
Netherlands1 - 1Morocco
dylan
dylan@dylan
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★30 Jun 2026

Deutsch and Dutch out in the same day

Player of the match
Yassine Bounou
Morocco
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