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FA WSL
Manchester City W4 - 2Arsenal W
emilyrobsbanks
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3d ago

Dangerous time to be Renee Slegers atm. What a goal from Casparij, take a bow girl.

Player of the match
Kerstin Casparij
Manchester City W
UEFA Champions League Women
Manchester City W1 - 1Real Madrid W
emilyrobsbanks
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★6d ago

Can we PLEASE save some controversial moments for the later stages??

Player of the match
Ayaka Yamashita
Manchester City W
UEFA Champions League Women
Austria Wien W1 - 1Inter Milano W
emilyrobsbanks
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★6d ago

Unbelievable performance from Austria Wien. How Inter finished that game with all eleven players AND a point is beyond me.

Player of the match
Jasmin Pal
Austria Wien W
UEFA Champions League Women
Lyon W0 - 0Chelsea W
emilyrobsbanks
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

Boring football all around. Even the VAR checks and penalty shouts weren’t particularly exciting.

Player of the match
Selma Bacha
Lyon W
UEFA Champions League Women
Paris W2 - 2Arsenal W
emilyrobsbanks
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

Genuinely gagged when Williamson picked up the ball. Just another one to add to the comedy of errors so far this season for Arsenal.

UEFA Champions League Women
Arsenal W1 - 0Køge W
emilyrobsbanks
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2w ago

Arsenal were so so lucky to get that penalty at the death, and even luckier to score it after Caldentey’s trickling effort. This team has such massive potential but a lot of players look like they’re still asleep

UEFA Champions League Women
Bayern Munich W2 - 2Manchester City W
emilyrobsbanks
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2w ago

If you’re complaining about the flare being on the pitch as a Bayern fan just think about who threw it on the pitch… definitely wasn’t one of the five City fans in attendance. That being said, Bayern should’ve run rings around City. I’ve seen a house of cards stronger than their back line today

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Premier League
Fulham1 - 1Man United
emilyrobsbanks
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2w ago

Idk what was worse, the football or Gary Neville’s whining for 90 minutes

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FA WSL
Arsenal W1 - 1Manchester United W
emilyrobsbanks
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2w ago

Arsenal did NOT deserve that equaliser, fair play to Holmberg though.

Player of the match
Smilla Holmberg
Arsenal W
FA WSL
Manchester City W4 - 2Liverpool W
emilyrobsbanks
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2w ago

Went into this thinking we were gonna get battered and got pleasantly surprised. Didn’t deserve to lose by 2 in the end.

Player of the match
Vivien Endemann
VfL Wolfsburg W
Carabao Cup
Liverpool3 - 1Tottenham
emilyrobsbanks
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3w ago

We might be shit but spurs are always worse

Player of the match
Giorgi Mamardashvili
Liverpool
Premier League
Liverpool0 - 0Fulham
emilyrobsbanks
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3w ago

Even a Tsimikas defender like me can’t excuse this one 💔

Player of the match
Jérémy Jacquet
Liverpool
Champions League
Liverpool2 - 1Atletico Madrid
emilyrobsbanks
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4w ago

Ref nearly gave me an aneurysm but at least I got to see two absolute bangers?

Player of the match
Ronald Araújo
Liverpool
Premier League
Liverpool2 - 2Nott'm Forest
emilyrobsbanks
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★29 Aug 2026

Muñoz ball got me missing Diaz 💔

Player of the match
Víctor Muñoz
Liverpool
World Cup
France4 - 6England
emilyrobsbanks
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★19 Jul 2026

Who said third place playoffs were boring and pointless?

Player of the match
Bukayo Saka
England
World Cup
Spain1 - 0Argentina
emilyrobsbanks
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★19 Jul 2026

Successful Argentina hatewatch ❤️

Player of the match
Ferran Torres
Spain
World Cup
England1 - 2Argentina
emilyrobsbanks
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★15 Jul 2026

No actual football was played until the last 25 minutes

Player of the match
Djed Spence
England
World Cup
France0 - 2Spain
emilyrobsbanks
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★14 Jul 2026

I was expecting clash of the titans and actually got David and Goliath

Player of the match
Pedro Porro
Spain
World Cup
Norway1 - 2England
emilyrobsbanks
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★12 Jul 2026

We tried to curse Haaland so badly that it spread to Kane too 💔

Player of the match
Jude Bellingham
England
World Cup
Spain2 - 1Belgium
emilyrobsbanks
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★10 Jul 2026

Genuinely the most boring late minute winner I’ve ever seen

Player of the match
Mikel Merino
Spain
World Cup
Switzerland0 - 0Colombia
emilyrobsbanks
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★7 Jul 2026

Penalties are such an awful way to lose, but god have they been entertaining

Player of the match
Gregor Kobel
Switzerland
World Cup
Portugal0 - 1Spain
emilyrobsbanks
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★7 Jul 2026

Iberian derby ❌ Iberian snooze fest ✅

Player of the match
Mikel Merino
Spain
World Cup
Argentina3 - 2Egypt
emilyrobsbanks
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★7 Jul 2026

That Messi equaliser was genuinely such bullshit wtf

Player of the match
Mostafa Zico
Egypt
World Cup
Mexico2 - 3England
emilyrobsbanks
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★6 Jul 2026

Five stars isn’t enough for the performance tonight. Absolutely unbelievable shift from everyone

Player of the match
Jude Bellingham
England
World Cup
Brazil1 - 2Norway
emilyrobsbanks
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★5 Jul 2026

Yeah okay maybe he IS a robot

Player of the match
Erling Haaland
Norway
World Cup
Australia1 - 1Egypt
emilyrobsbanks
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3 Jul 2026

The amount of raw unfiltered aura on that Salah penalty

Player of the match
Emam Ashour
Egypt
World Cup
Spain3 - 0Austria
emilyrobsbanks
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2 Jul 2026

Most interesting thing about this was the 2 minutes total of the cameras zooming in on Putellas

Player of the match
Mikel Oyarzabal
Spain
World Cup
Belgium3 - 2Senegal
emilyrobsbanks
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1 Jul 2026

Somehow, there’s life in these old dogs yet

Player of the match
Youri Tielemans
Belgium
World Cup
England2 - 1Congo DR
emilyrobsbanks
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1 Jul 2026

Can we ever just do it easily for once?

Player of the match
Harry Kane
England
World Cup
Germany1 - 1Paraguay
emilyrobsbanks
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★30 Jun 2026

Germany are actually so washed it’s unreal

Player of the match
Orlando Noldin
Paraguay
World Cup
Brazil2 - 1Japan
emilyrobsbanks
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★29 Jun 2026

Just when I think Casemiro’s career has finally died he rises again

Player of the match
Gabriel Martinelli
Brazil
World Cup
South Africa0 - 1Canada
emilyrobsbanks
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★28 Jun 2026

Everyone say thank you to Canada for saving us from going to extra time

Player of the match
Stephen Eustáquio
Canada
World Cup
Panama0 - 2England
emilyrobsbanks
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★28 Jun 2026

Did we seriously waste all our balling potential on Croatia?

Player of the match
Jude Bellingham
England
World Cup
Norway1 - 4France
emilyrobsbanks
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★26 Jun 2026

Dembele hattrick against Norway’s B team, what a shocker…

Player of the match
Ousmane Dembélé
France