
Manchester City W4 - 2Arsenal W



Dangerous time to be Renee Slegers atm. What a goal from Casparij, take a bow girl.

Manchester City W
Manchester City W1 - 1Real Madrid W



Can we PLEASE save some controversial moments for the later stages??

Manchester City W
Austria Wien W1 - 1Inter Milano W



Unbelievable performance from Austria Wien. How Inter finished that game with all eleven players AND a point is beyond me.

Austria Wien W
Lyon W0 - 0Chelsea W



Boring football all around. Even the VAR checks and penalty shouts weren’t particularly exciting.

Lyon W
Paris W2 - 2Arsenal W



Genuinely gagged when Williamson picked up the ball. Just another one to add to the comedy of errors so far this season for Arsenal.
Arsenal W1 - 0Køge W



Arsenal were so so lucky to get that penalty at the death, and even luckier to score it after Caldentey’s trickling effort. This team has such massive potential but a lot of players look like they’re still asleep
Bayern Munich W2 - 2Manchester City W



If you’re complaining about the flare being on the pitch as a Bayern fan just think about who threw it on the pitch… definitely wasn’t one of the five City fans in attendance. That being said, Bayern should’ve run rings around City. I’ve seen a house of cards stronger than their back line today
Fulham1 - 1Man United



Idk what was worse, the football or Gary Neville’s whining for 90 minutes
Arsenal W1 - 1Manchester United W



Arsenal did NOT deserve that equaliser, fair play to Holmberg though.

Arsenal W
Manchester City W4 - 2Liverpool W



Went into this thinking we were gonna get battered and got pleasantly surprised. Didn’t deserve to lose by 2 in the end.

VfL Wolfsburg W
Liverpool3 - 1Tottenham



We might be shit but spurs are always worse

Liverpool
Liverpool0 - 0Fulham



Even a Tsimikas defender like me can’t excuse this one 💔

Liverpool
Liverpool2 - 1Atletico Madrid



Ref nearly gave me an aneurysm but at least I got to see two absolute bangers?

Liverpool
Liverpool2 - 2Nott'm Forest



Muñoz ball got me missing Diaz 💔

Liverpool
Newcastle2 - 2Liverpool



New faces, same old shit

Liverpool
France4 - 6England



Who said third place playoffs were boring and pointless?

England
Spain1 - 0Argentina



Successful Argentina hatewatch ❤️

Spain
England1 - 2Argentina



No actual football was played until the last 25 minutes

England
France0 - 2Spain



I was expecting clash of the titans and actually got David and Goliath

Spain
Norway1 - 2England



We tried to curse Haaland so badly that it spread to Kane too 💔

England
Spain2 - 1Belgium



Genuinely the most boring late minute winner I’ve ever seen

Spain
France2 - 0Morocco



Fuck stutter penalties

France
Switzerland0 - 0Colombia



Penalties are such an awful way to lose, but god have they been entertaining

Switzerland
Portugal0 - 1Spain



Iberian derby ❌ Iberian snooze fest ✅

Spain
Argentina3 - 2Egypt



That Messi equaliser was genuinely such bullshit wtf

Egypt
Mexico2 - 3England



Five stars isn’t enough for the performance tonight. Absolutely unbelievable shift from everyone

England
Brazil1 - 2Norway



Yeah okay maybe he IS a robot

Norway
Australia1 - 1Egypt



The amount of raw unfiltered aura on that Salah penalty

Egypt
Spain3 - 0Austria



Most interesting thing about this was the 2 minutes total of the cameras zooming in on Putellas

Spain
Belgium3 - 2Senegal



Somehow, there’s life in these old dogs yet

Belgium
England2 - 1Congo DR



Can we ever just do it easily for once?

England
France3 - 0Sweden




France
Ivory Coast1 - 2Norway




Norway
Germany1 - 1Paraguay



Germany are actually so washed it’s unreal

Paraguay
Brazil2 - 1Japan



Just when I think Casemiro’s career has finally died he rises again

Brazil
South Africa0 - 1Canada



Everyone say thank you to Canada for saving us from going to extra time

Canada
Panama0 - 2England



Did we seriously waste all our balling potential on Croatia?

England
Norway1 - 4France



Dembele hattrick against Norway’s B team, what a shocker…

France
Scotland0 - 3Brazil




Brazil
England0 - 0Ghana



Knew the first match was a fluke
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