bookd.
France4 - 6England
Who said third place playoffs were boring and pointless?
England
Spain1 - 0Argentina
Successful Argentina hatewatch ❤️
SpainEngland1 - 2ArgentinaNo actual football was played until the last 25 minutes
EnglandFrance0 - 2SpainI was expecting clash of the titans and actually got David and Goliath
Spain
Norway1 - 2EnglandWe tried to curse Haaland so badly that it spread to Kane too 💔
EnglandSpain2 - 1Belgium
Genuinely the most boring late minute winner I’ve ever seen
SpainFrance2 - 0Morocco
Fuck stutter penalties
France
Switzerland0 - 0Colombia
Penalties are such an awful way to lose, but god have they been entertaining
Switzerland
Portugal0 - 1SpainIberian derby ❌ Iberian snooze fest ✅
SpainArgentina3 - 2Egypt
That Messi equaliser was genuinely such bullshit wtf
Egypt
Mexico2 - 3EnglandFive stars isn’t enough for the performance tonight. Absolutely unbelievable shift from everyone
England
Brazil1 - 2NorwayYeah okay maybe he IS a robot
Norway
Australia1 - 1EgyptThe amount of raw unfiltered aura on that Salah penalty
EgyptSpain3 - 0Austria
Most interesting thing about this was the 2 minutes total of the cameras zooming in on Putellas
SpainBelgium3 - 2Senegal
Somehow, there’s life in these old dogs yet
BelgiumEngland2 - 1Congo DR
Can we ever just do it easily for once?
EnglandFrance3 - 0Sweden
France
Ivory Coast1 - 2Norway
Norway
Germany1 - 1Paraguay
Germany are actually so washed it’s unreal
ParaguayBrazil2 - 1Japan
Just when I think Casemiro’s career has finally died he rises again
Brazil
South Africa0 - 1Canada
Everyone say thank you to Canada for saving us from going to extra time
Canada
Panama0 - 2EnglandDid we seriously waste all our balling potential on Croatia?
EnglandNorway1 - 4FranceDembele hattrick against Norway’s B team, what a shocker…
France
Scotland0 - 3Brazil
BrazilEngland0 - 0Ghana
Knew the first match was a fluke
Portugal5 - 0Uzbekistan
Unsuccessful Ronaldo hatewatch 💔
Uruguay2 - 2Cape Verde Islands
SCENES in Miami when the Cape Verde equaliser went in
Cape Verde IslandsBelgium0 - 0Iran
Most interesting part of this game was the beef with the overhead screen
Iran
Netherlands5 - 1SwedenI can’t quite believe I’m saying this but Cody Gakpo genuinely cooked in this game
NetherlandsScotland0 - 1MoroccoWhat on earth are they teaching these refs?
USA2 - 0AustraliaBless him, it’s hard running around for 90 minutes and dishing out soft yellows
Canada6 - 0Qatar
Breaking news: Canada brutally murders Qatar
Canada
Czechia1 - 1South AfricaThere are only so many more 1-1 results I can take
England4 - 2Croatia
Tuchel halftime talk must’ve been insane
EnglandFrance3 - 1Senegal
France
Saudi Arabia1 - 1UruguayThey didn’t even give my boy Darwin a chance 💔
Saudi Arabia