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Created July 2026
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Premier League
Leeds0 - 0Crystal Palace
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Jack@jackwastaken
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2w ago

Timber is quality, Leeds were there for taking and we were the better team. DONT SACK SAGE

Player of the match
Quinten Timber
Crystal Palace
Europa League
Crystal Palace4 - 0Lech Poznan
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Jack@jackwastaken
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2w ago

Midfield completely overpowered them, Timber pushing Kamada out of #8 is crazy but it’s working. Pino and JSL are still performing love that. Hope Sarr isn’t a twat like we’ve heard

Player of the match
Adam Wharton
Crystal Palace
Europa League
OFI2 - 01899 Hoffenheim
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Jack@jackwastaken
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2w ago

Hoffenheim suprised me most, they surprised me by how shit they are

Player of the match
Kenan Kodro
OFI
Premier League
Leeds4 - 1Newcastle
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Jack@jackwastaken
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3w ago

Stach looks v good, Trafford looks fucking awful, still can’t decide if Newcastle are any good, Leeds got us on Sunday, looks a certain loss with that attack vs our defence which means 2-0 palace CAMON

Player of the match
Dominic Calvert-Lewin
Leeds
Premier League
Man United0 - 1Man City
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Jack@jackwastaken
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3w ago

City with 10 men still looked comfy, light years ahead of them in every metric even without Pep, Nunes was brilliant

Player of the match
Matheus Nunes
Man City
Premier League
Coventry0 - 5Brighton
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Jack@jackwastaken
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3w ago

Cov are gone then like we didn’t know that 2 months ago, De Cuyper’s alright rest are shite in my opinion #WonFuckAll

Player of the match
Maxim De Cuyper
Brighton
Championship
Sheffield Utd0 - 1Wolves
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Jack@jackwastaken
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3w ago

Mane is awful, Andre is a major part of that wolves team. They’ll go up but it’s gunna be a stressful year for them

Player of the match
André
Wolves
Championship
West Brom1 - 1QPR
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Jack@jackwastaken
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3w ago

Weird goals, palace gotta get Price

Player of the match
Isaac Price
West Brom
Champions League
Napoli0 - 1Arsenal
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Jack@jackwastaken
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3w ago

Boring boring Arsenal, Odegaard is not fucking about this year tho

Player of the match
Martin Ødegaard
Arsenal
Premier League
Ipswich0 - 2Liverpool
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Jack@jackwastaken
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4w ago

Isak is back and firing

Player of the match
Alexander Isak
Liverpool
Premier League
Arsenal2 - 1Chelsea
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Jack@jackwastaken
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4w ago

Odegaard’s year ain’t it

Player of the match
Martin Ødegaard
Arsenal
Carabao Cup
Crystal Palace3 - 0Middlesbrough
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Jack@jackwastaken
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4w ago

Ahanor is Guehi 2.0. Chilwell and Mingueza crossing to JSL is the ONE

Player of the match
Honest Ahanor
Crystal Palace
Championship
Birmingham2 - 2Wolves
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Jack@jackwastaken
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4w ago

Wolves are a funny team

Player of the match
Fer López
Wolves
Premier League
Everton2 - 2Man United
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Jack@jackwastaken
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4w ago

Absolute banger

Player of the match
Ainsley Maitland-Niles
Everton
Premier League
Tottenham0 - 2Newcastle
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Jack@jackwastaken
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★31 Aug 2026

They are finishing 17th again

Player of the match
Anthony Elanga
Newcastle
Premier League
Fulham2 - 3Chelsea
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Jack@jackwastaken
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★29 Aug 2026

CPR JPMORGAN, whatever you wanna call them

Player of the match
Cole Palmer
Chelsea
Premier League
Crystal Palace1 - 4Man City
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Jack@jackwastaken
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★29 Aug 2026

Pino free kick was hard, also was a hard watch #MunozFuckOff

Player of the match
Rayan Cherki
Man City
Premier League
Brentford3 - 0Tottenham
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Jack@jackwastaken
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★23 Aug 2026

Can’t believe we didn’t sign Sangare

Player of the match
Mamadou Sangaré
Brentford
Premier League
Everton2 - 0Crystal Palace
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Jack@jackwastaken
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★22 Aug 2026

Sarr wants out. Munoz looks like he wants out. They all want out. I want out.

Player of the match
Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall
Everton
Premier League
Tottenham1 - 3Crystal Palace
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Jack@jackwastaken
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★20 Jul 2026

We’re having a party, we’re having a ball

Player of the match
Ismaïla Sarr
Crystal Palace
FA Cup
Macclesfield2 - 1Crystal Palace
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Jack@jackwastaken
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★20 Jul 2026

Left at 66th min, on the wrong side of history

Player of the match
I. Buckley
Macclesfield
Conference League
Shakhtar Donetsk1 - 3Crystal Palace
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Jack@jackwastaken
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★20 Jul 2026

Home end was the away end 🇵🇱

Player of the match
Jørgen Larsen
Crystal Palace
World Cup
Belgium3 - 2Senegal
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Jack@jackwastaken
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★20 Jul 2026

Sarr couldn’t carry

Player of the match
Ismaïla Sarr
Senegal