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World Cup
Germany1 - 1Paraguay
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★30 Jun 2026

Don't let the pens fool you, dusty football match but I'm glad Paraguay won!

Player of the match
Orlando Noldin
Paraguay
World Cup
Ghana1 - 0Panama
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Jake@jazziman
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★18 Jun 2026

Yirenkyi spent the entire match running around like a headless chicken crossed with Ronaldo level ego and I was gonna give him player of the match anyway cos I was so enamoured with it so I'm glad he scored

Player of the match
Caleb Yirenkyi
Ghana
World Cup
England4 - 2Croatia
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Jake@jazziman
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★17 Jun 2026

It's coming... Homeeeeeeee

Player of the match
Harry Kane
England
World Cup
Argentina3 - 0Algeria
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Jake@jazziman
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★17 Jun 2026

Undeniably the GOAT and god am I glad I stayed up to watch him

Player of the match
Lionel Messi
Argentina
World Cup
France3 - 1Senegal
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Jake@jazziman
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★16 Jun 2026

My man Sarr missed the type of chance I've seen him bury 10 times this year 💔💔 what could have been

Player of the match
Michael Olise
France
World Cup
Spain0 - 0Cape Verde Islands
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Jake@jazziman
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★15 Jun 2026

If you didn't enjoy that game there's something slightly wrong with you

Player of the match
Vózinha
Cape Verde Islands
World Cup
Haiti0 - 1Scotland
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Jake@jazziman
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★14 Jun 2026

First late night game I stay up for and I'm rewarded with this shite fuck sakes

Player of the match
John McGinn
Scotland
World Cup
Brazil1 - 1Morocco
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Jake@jazziman
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★14 Jun 2026

First half was absolute football heritage which makes up for the stinker last half hour. Morocco will go far, Brazil will be caught out by any team with a pacy winger and a target man.

Player of the match
Ayyoub Bouaddi
Morocco
World Cup
Qatar1 - 1Switzerland
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Jake@jazziman
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★13 Jun 2026

Ayyyyy what an ending to an otherwise excruciatingly poor display of attacking prowess

Player of the match
Mahmud Abunada
Qatar
Friendlies
England3 - 0Costa Rica
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Jake@jazziman
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★10 Jun 2026

Good way to finish it all off. It's coming home!!!

Player of the match
Anthony Gordon
England
Conference League
Crystal Palace1 - 0Rayo Vallecano
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Jake@jazziman
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★28 May 2026

Champions of Europe. Fucking hell we are genuinely massive it's unbelievable. Every single one of these lads deserves the entire world.

Player of the match
Adam Wharton
Crystal Palace
Premier League
Crystal Palace1 - 2Arsenal
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Jake@jazziman
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★24 May 2026

Fun last 20 mins or so but boring otherwise. Onwards and upwards to Leipzig!!!!

Player of the match
Rio Cardines
Crystal Palace
Premier League
Brentford2 - 2Crystal Palace
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Jake@jazziman
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★17 May 2026

Should have been three up first half, real pain in the arse but it's a pointless game anyway

Player of the match
Adam Wharton
Crystal Palace
FA Cup
Chelsea0 - 1Man City
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Jake@jazziman
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★16 May 2026

More entertaining than other 1-0s I've watched, second half pressure from city was pretty intense but enjoyed the goal and the more even contest first half

Player of the match
Antoine Semenyo
Man City