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Manchester United W10 - 1Sheffield United W
Manchester United WMan United2 - 3Brighton
I hope I get hit on the back of the head so hard I wake up speaking turkmen and have never heard of manchester united but given my history of brain injury I’d probably just drop dead which isn’t a bad option either
BrightonMan United0 - 1Man City
the first sixty minutes were really boring so I spent the last thirty minutes getting a brain MRI so they can assess the psychic damage I took. whatever I thought we were going down by a lot more if I missed you let me know I’ll tag 👍👍
Man City
Man United4 - 0Sabah FA
was half expecting to lose and I was ready to kill myself if we did… the spirit of Kirkmas came through. huge props to sabah for making it to the UCL
Man United
Everton2 - 2Man United60 pace in our defensive half
Everton
London City Lionesses W2 - 1Manchester United Wwe sure look like a team who’s only had a month under a new gaffer with no preseason wins or confidence!
London City Lionesses
Aston Villa0 - 1Arsenal
at least the shit I took while watching was good 👍 @elz poo
ArsenalMan United5 - 2Ipswich
I will not allow the name of Bruno Miguel Borges Fernandes be uttered without the title of sheikh overall a very vey positive result. still need a few marquee signings (LB plz), but we’re showing signs of life. Tielemans looked more settled, Kobbie was fantastic. Rashy looked great as well. ofc the first half still left much to be desired. lots of homework to be done, but also lots of positives to take away!!
Man United
Ajax5 - 3Sion
I almost fell asleep ans that’s why the rating is lower but that’s not an indictment of the match #braindamage 🔥🔥 scouting out the eredivisie talents this season, would like to get back into watching it more
Ajax
Hull City2 - 0Man UnitedI guess bro
Hull CityMan United2 - 4Milan
Amorim this won’t matter on judgement day
Spain1 - 0Argentina
FERRAN COOK SESH??
Spain
France4 - 6England
I LOVE MARCUS RASHFORD and I HATE Thomas Tuchel!!
EnglandFrance0 - 2Spaingoodbye Mboobies, vamoth ethpaña i guess, look at my mediocre overshot G split + pub doggy
SpainArgentina3 - 1Switzerland
haram off. nice Wholian banger tho
Argentina
Norway1 - 2Englanddidn’t think norway would make it past the r32, good on them for proving me wrong. hilarious how good Jude is when he’s not in the central midfield
EnglandArgentina3 - 2Egypt
Argentina
USA1 - 4Belgium
CUM = EJACULATED
Belgium
Portugal0 - 1SpainBruno had to be sacrificed for the greater good I hope he understands
Spain
Mexico2 - 3Englandviagra diff, check if it was laced. goodbye mexico :( haramball wins again :(
England
Brazil1 - 2Norwayjoga vomito. say goodbye Neymar
Norway
Paraguay0 - 1Francethe lingering spirit of Arteta still haunts this tournament.
France
Colombia1 - 0Ghana
had us in the first half I’m ngl
ColombiaArgentina3 - 2Cape Verde Islands
IS THAT MY GOOD FRIEND, MY SHORT KING LI5’4NDRO MARTINEZ????
ArgentinaSwitzerland2 - 0Algeria
the algerian team after this performance, probably:
SwitzerlandPortugal2 - 1Croatia
Luka, rest now brother. we have the watch. and I’ll see you in valhalla
CroatiaEngland2 - 1Congo DR
HARRY KANE ITS YA WHITE BOY SUMMAAAAAA
EnglandFrance3 - 0Sweden
I’ve seen enough of this fuckery just give Mbappé the world cup
France
Ivory Coast1 - 2NorwayHaaland was made in a lab by norway’s top scientists for this very moment
NorwayNetherlands1 - 1Morocco
great match, but absolutely gutted. don’t have too many words. Gakpo deserved more, Koeman I’ll see you hell, and Hakimi, know the world cup won’t matter when judgement day comes the seals were disappointed :(
NetherlandsBrazil2 - 1Japan
CASEMIRO, UNCLE, I KNEW YOU HAD SOMETHING LEFT IN THE TANK 🥹❤️
Brazil
South Africa0 - 1Canada
can we ban both teams from the world cup pls
Canada
Egypt1 - 1Iran
ITS THE FUCKIN WORLD CUP
Egypt
Norway1 - 4Francenorway running “squad rotation” gimmick against the avengers
France
Türkiye3 - 2USATHE USMNT WE KNOW AND LOVE IS BACK BABY WE PLAYIN INDECIPHERABLE BALL AGAIN
USA
Tunisia1 - 3Netherlandsthis dutch backline running off pure homosexual love for VVD:
Netherlands
Scotland0 - 3BrazilScott McTominay has been removed from the will.
Brazil