bookd.
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chinese lesbian running Bruno Fernandes & Scott McTerminator prop. @akeriary on twitter
Man United2 - 4Milan
Amorim this won’t matter on judgement day
Spain1 - 0Argentina
FERRAN COOK SESH??
Spain
France4 - 6England
I LOVE MARCUS RASHFORD and I HATE Thomas Tuchel!!
EnglandFrance0 - 2Spaingoodbye Mboobies, vamoth ethpaña i guess, look at my mediocre overshot G split + pub doggy
SpainArgentina3 - 1Switzerland
haram off. nice Wholian banger tho
Argentina
Norway1 - 2Englanddidn’t think norway would make it past the r32, good on them for proving me wrong. hilarious how good Jude is when he’s not in the central midfield
EnglandArgentina3 - 2Egypt
Argentina
USA1 - 4Belgium
CUM = EJACULATED
Belgium
Portugal0 - 1SpainBruno had to be sacrificed for the greater good I hope he understands
Spain
Mexico2 - 3Englandviagra diff, check if it was laced. goodbye mexico :( haramball wins again :(
England
Brazil1 - 2Norwayjoga vomito. say goodbye Neymar
Norway
Paraguay0 - 1Francethe lingering spirit of Arteta still haunts this tournament.
France
Colombia1 - 0Ghana
had us in the first half I’m ngl
ColombiaArgentina3 - 2Cape Verde Islands
IS THAT MY GOOD FRIEND, MY SHORT KING LI5’4NDRO MARTINEZ????
ArgentinaSwitzerland2 - 0Algeria
the algerian team after this performance, probably:
SwitzerlandPortugal2 - 1Croatia
Luka, rest now brother. we have the watch. and I’ll see you in valhalla
CroatiaEngland2 - 1Congo DR
HARRY KANE ITS YA WHITE BOY SUMMAAAAAA
EnglandFrance3 - 0Sweden
I’ve seen enough of this fuckery just give Mbappé the world cup
France
Ivory Coast1 - 2NorwayHaaland was made in a lab by norway’s top scientists for this very moment
NorwayNetherlands1 - 1Morocco
great match, but absolutely gutted. don’t have too many words. Gakpo deserved more, Koeman I’ll see you hell, and Hakimi, know the world cup won’t matter when judgement day comes the seals were disappointed :(
NetherlandsBrazil2 - 1Japan
CASEMIRO, UNCLE, I KNEW YOU HAD SOMETHING LEFT IN THE TANK 🥹❤️
Brazil
South Africa0 - 1Canada
can we ban both teams from the world cup pls
Canada
Egypt1 - 1Iran
ITS THE FUCKIN WORLD CUP
Egypt
Norway1 - 4Francenorway running “squad rotation” gimmick against the avengers
France
Türkiye3 - 2USATHE USMNT WE KNOW AND LOVE IS BACK BABY WE PLAYIN INDECIPHERABLE BALL AGAIN
USA
Tunisia1 - 3Netherlandsthis dutch backline running off pure homosexual love for VVD:
Netherlands
Scotland0 - 3BrazilScott McTominay has been removed from the will.
Brazil
Bosnia & Herzegovina3 - 1Qatar
I AM FROM BOSNIA TAKE ME TO AMERICA
Bosnia & HerzegovinaColombia1 - 0Congo DRcan’t help but feel like time-wasting and other such shithousery can only be incentivized by refs constantly ending games early. anyway, beautiful kit matchup, and first ten minutes featured more attacking football than the entire england-ghana match so I suppose I can’t be too angry.
England0 - 0GhanaJude Bellingham averages more complaints than key passes whenever he actually needs to perform
Portugal5 - 0Uzbekistan
honestly just felt really bad for uzbekistan
PortugalFrance3 - 0Iraq
glory to the marxist republic of Mbappéland
FranceSpain4 - 0Saudi Arabia
LAMINE YAMAL YOURE A FUCKING STAR
SpainBelgium0 - 0IranFIFA please ban belgium from the world cup I can’t do this anymore I bet getting waterboarded is more enjoyable than watching these frauds
New Zealand1 - 3EgyptMOSALAH YOU HAVE MOVED ME. TODAY I FEEL EGYPTIAN FUCK THEM KIWIS
EgyptTunisia0 - 4JapanHannibal is a smelly ewok boy
Japan
Ecuador0 - 0Curaçao
ASK ME WHERE CURAÇAO IS AND I WILL POINT TO MY HEART
CuraçaoNetherlands5 - 1SwedenFrenkie de Jong you moved me ask the swedes to perform against a real footballing nation and they’ll GENUINELY explode
Netherlands