PSG2 - 1Aston Villa


Barcola move watch. Madjo living up to his Dream League 2026 potential, zis is Global Challenge Cup heritage.

Liverpool4 - 3Fulham



Trent and Liverpool will never be the same without each other. All this heritage gone, just to be another white shirt to be whistled at after a 1-1 draw with Almeria.

Liverpool
Burnley0 - 3Liverpool



Watched this during my AP Econ exam. Failed it but I saw Naldini put in the best CB performance of his life.

Liverpool
Wolves2 - 2Everton



The world was all possible. Bernard and Raul you will live on more than any Manchester City player ever will in my mind.
Liverpool2 - 4Leeds



Curtis Jones get ready to learn Italian.
Spain1 - 0Argentina





Spain
Portugal2 - 4Germany



How bad was Semedo that I thought Gösens was the reincarnation of Maicon on the left hand side. Absolutely stupid game, and if I was Portuguese I would light candles and flowers next to a picture of Eder, because without him this team would be the biggest joke of the 21st century.

Germany
France4 - 2Croatia



This game is always the reference as to why goals don’t make a game good. Can’t believe I defended Grizzy for his celebration, but then again I was 14.

France
Germany1 - 0Argentina



The 7-1 was the final. This was just character development for Messi.

Germany
Uruguay2 - 3Germany



Caught myself reminiscing about the 2011 Copa America and found this beauty. Forlan I will talk about you until my very last breath.

Uruguay
France4 - 6England



I’m not even French but I am telling you Zidane, NEVER let Cherki and Theo put on the national team shirt on ever again. I got real July 8 2014 vibes from certain Les Bleus during the first half.


England
England1 - 2Argentina



IT’S COMING HOME IT’S COMING HOME FOOTBALL’S COMING HOME! (How many hundred millions are we getting for Macca?)

Argentina
France0 - 2Spain



I need to make a rating system, because this falls under “worth a watch, but not a rewatch.” France remind me of Barcelona so much, where they conquer everything if they lock in, but they play a whole team of artists instead of letting a darg or two slot into the back.

Spain
Argentina3 - 1Switzerland



Where an immovable force will meet an unstoppable object: Argentina vs England. Atleti vs Arsenal all over again, just for some fancy Frenchmen to lift their crown.

Argentina
Norway1 - 2England



Tuchel is a social experiment to see how bad he can make a good team or how good he can make a bad team. Rice and Bellingham aren’t seeing the pitch until December by the way.

England
Argentina3 - 2Egypt



At least England isn’t touching a final. Lisandro and Romero are going to give Kane the Tomás de Torquemada special, and the ref will give Argentina two penalties and send off Guéhi for his last man tackle against Preston in the spring of 2021.

Mexico2 - 3England



You know what. Proud of this team and for the first time in a long time, the future looks bright.

England
England2 - 1Congo DR



If you’re an Englishman and you hate Kane, you’ve got the emotional and intellectual maturity of a potted plant. See you on Sunday.

England
Mexico2 - 0Ecuador



I have never seen my country score more than once in a World Cup knockout game, and now we’re here, going for a third. ¡¡YO CREO QUE SI!!


Mexico
France3 - 0Sweden



France look scary. PSG have to play Diomande RW, otherwise just keep Barcola.

France
Netherlands1 - 1Morocco



Just put the Slot NT coach in the bag. Klopp Slot derby next Euros final please.

Morocco
Germany1 - 1Paraguay



Get that nerd out of football and into a TED talk room. See you at the MetLife, Paraguayos.

Paraguay
Brazil2 - 1Japan



Japan folded hard. Take the game man, enough of the underdog gimmick.

Brazil
Spain4 - 0Italy



To be great was to be Spain. Remembered it being 3-0, either way I knew even then Spain had spanked the doors closed on Italy.

Spain
Curaçao0 - 2Ivory Coast



Worried about Ivory Coast. Had a Senegal 2002 Costa Rica 2014 feel about them against Ecuador and they’ve been so slow since.

Ivory Coast
Ecuador2 - 1Germany



Neuer is so washed. Can’t wait to see Deschamps belting that nerd Nagelsmann.

Ecuador
Czechia0 - 3Mexico



¿Y SI SI? ¡VAMOS POR LA COPA CABRONES!


Mexico
England0 - 0Ghana



Queiroz heritage. Love buses parked against my opps.

Ghana
England4 - 2Croatia



Watched bits at Six Flags. I’ll never forget you, Modrić.

England
Mexico2 - 0South Africa



Listen, I know it’s not great, but I hadn’t felt this high since the Germany win. Quiñones for the 2030 MORENA ticket.

Mexico
USA4 - 1Paraguay



Ah man they look scary again. No more Copa Oros until they send the B team again.

USA
Canada1 - 1Bosnia & Herzegovina



I think Canada can do better and they could do a lot worse. What a weird team.

Canada
Qatar1 - 1Switzerland



Qatar winner redeems it. Apparently Qatari government was giving out free tickets.

Qatar
South Korea2 - 1Czechia



Lowks should have been a draw. Guadalajara needs to be hosting Ro16 and QFs.

South Korea
Brazil1 - 1Morocco



Had the potential to be an all-timer until Casemiro got subbed off. Fred son or Igor Thiago daughter?

Morocco
Haiti0 - 1Scotland



Scotland bad juju makes me hope Brazil beat you. See you in El Azteca, McSauce.

Haiti
Germany7 - 1Curaçao



This was mean. Anyway, that Curaçao goal just made CONCACAF hold the gold cup every year.

Germany
Australia2 - 0Türkiye



Repeat after me. Turkey are not dark horses, they will never be dark horses.

Australia
Netherlands2 - 2Japan



Intense tactical battle I viewed at the gym. Gravenberch and Kamada hoop sesh.

Netherlands
Ivory Coast1 - 0Ecuador



Diomande go brrr. Real Liverpool versus Arsenal feel to this one.

Ivory Coast
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