Man United2 - 4Milan


Just glad pre season is finally over.
Reading3 - 4Luton


Marriott deserves so much more, generational bottle job from Reading.

Reading
LeedsvsMan United


Penalty shootout after a friendly, utter woke nonsense.
PSG1 - 1Man United


I’ll be glad to see the back of pre-season, just doesn’t interest me at all.
Man United2 - 1Atletico Madrid


Mount was moving like Zidane in the last ten minutes.

Atletico Madrid
Rosenborg0 - 5Man United


A pretty good performance overall can’t give it too high a rating giving it’s a preseason game, thought Kamason was excellent when he came on and Mount impressed me in the first.
Spain1 - 0Argentina


Thank god Spain saved football

Spain
Man United0 - 1Wrexham


Why do I put myself through this god awful pre season matches

Manchester United
France0 - 2Spain


Yeah I don’t see Spain losing this tournament such a well oiled machine.

Spain
Norway1 - 2England


Shite performance but we’re in a World Cup semifinal. GETT INN!!

England
Argentina3 - 2Egypt


Ref was shit, but Argentina just never know when they’re beaten.

Argentina
Portugal0 - 1Spain


Roberto Martinez has blood on his hands, ruining Belgiums golden generation and now Portugals.

Spain
Mexico2 - 3England


It’s 4am I’ve got work in 4 hours but fuck it I’ve just seen probably the best result England result in my lifetime, GET INNN!

England
Paraguay0 - 1France


Quite possibly the worst refereeing performance of all time.

France
Canada0 - 3Morocco


3 goals from 5 shots fair play Morocco.

Morocco
Argentina3 - 2Cape Verde Islands


Absolute cinema.

Argentina
England2 - 1Congo DR


Job done, thank you Harry Kane.

England
France3 - 0Sweden


Mbappe looks like he’s gliding on the pitch, honestly a joy to watch.

France
Brazil2 - 1Japan


Casemiro header, inevitable.

Brazil
Panama0 - 2England


Job done, I suppose.

England
England0 - 0Ghana


Turgid game of football, on to Panama on Saturday.

England
Germany2 - 1Ivory Coast


Ivory Coast robbed

Germany
Netherlands5 - 1Sweden


Clinical from Netherlands, fair play they disappointed against Japan but really came back with a bang in this game.

Netherlands
England4 - 2Croatia


We’re a proper team, I can’t believe it . What a performance!

England
Portugal1 - 1Congo DR


Watching 2026 Ronaldo is extremely painful I can’t lie.

Congo DR
France3 - 1Senegal


France’s attack is too scary. Genuinely a great game, France got away with the first half a bit but they just came to life in the second.

France
Belgium1 - 1Egypt


Only took Lukaku 22 seconds to force an own goal, my goat.

Egypt
Spain0 - 0Cape Verde Islands


One of the best 0-0s of all time.

Cape Verde Islands
Netherlands2 - 2Japan


The first was genuinely turgid viewing but my god that second half was absolute cinema.

Japan
Germany7 - 1Curaçao


That was a tough watch at the end there, I mean at least Curacao scored.

Germany
Brazil1 - 1Morocco


Bouaddi ran than entire game, shoutout to Mazraoui as well thought he barely put a foot wrong.

Morocco
Canada1 - 1Bosnia & Herzegovina


Jonathan David absolutely stinks and Kolasinac made a good block, that’s all to report from that game.

Bosnia & Herzegovina
Mexico2 - 0South Africa


One of the strangest games of football I’ve ever seen, the game was stop and start. But, it had some great moments the three red cards and Jimenez finally getting his WC goal, Quinones by far the best player on the pitch.

Mexico
England1 - 0New Zealand


Absolute snooze fest.

England
PSG1 - 1Arsenal


LET IT ALL WORK OUT!!!!

PSG
Crystal Palace1 - 0Rayo Vallecano


Palace fans were brilliant the whole game, Vallecano really struggled to put anything meaningful together in the final third. Wharton will get the headlines but I thought Kamada in midfield was fantastic.

Crystal Palace
Brighton0 - 3Man United


Great way to end the season, obviously Bruno is the man of match but shoutout to Mainoo I thought he was excellent again today.

Man United
Man United3 - 2Nott'm Forest


I don’t think I’ve ever seen so many missed chances in my life, how Bruno didn’t walk out of that game with 4 or 5 assists I have no idea.


Man United
bookd.