
Arsenal1 - 1Como



Bruno cameo moved me. Got to witness a Morata stinker as well.
Hamburger1 - 2Everton



I've been told by Leicester fans for multiple years that Daka was awful and I'm here to say they are all lying (apparently this is how it always starts)

Everton
Girona1 - 4Arsenal



All this talk about Vini when we got Dowman right here (Vini please come through...)
Spain1 - 0Argentina



"M..M...Mr Infantino they're being mean to me they're not letting my team win" HOLDDDDDDD THATTTTTT YOU SCUMMY NATION. MIKEL MERINO MARTIN ZUBIMENDI DAVID RAYA YOU ARE WORLD CHAMPIONS


Spain
Rapid Vienna3 - 2Hamburger



Desperately need new signings that vuskovic shaped hole is going to be massive this season.

Rapid Vienna
France4 - 6England



3 goals 3 assists in a world cup with hardly any minutes and injured the entire tournament. Your star player could NEVER.


England
Argentina2 - 1England



Tuchel that was a disgraceful you may have to go

Inter Miami
France0 - 2Spain



Digne that was a great audition for your future club surrounded by all their players 😭😭

Spain
Argentina3 - 1Switzerland




Argentina
Norway1 - 2England



Hold that you pedophile you deserve that for doing the Jude cele

England
Spain2 - 1Belgium



INEVITABLE


Spain
France2 - 0Morocco



He's quite good at football isn't he (minus pens) Hold that Hakimi

France
Switzerland0 - 0Colombia



Genuinely could be worst game of the tournament...

Switzerland
Argentina3 - 2Egypt



They're gonna VAR their way to the final arent they...
USA1 - 4Belgium



That orange prick can hold that. The uncs have still got it.

Belgium
Portugal0 - 1Spain



My goat is inevitable


Spain
Mexico2 - 3England



ENGERLAND ENGERLAND ENGERLAND What a game man me and my brother have prob woken up our parents (it was almost time for work anyways). It's coming home!!!!

England
Brazil1 - 2Norway



Get in Norway my captains going to the quarters. Gabriel actually did well up until the header unfortunately that man is inevitable. Neymar low-key ruined his rep a little in my eyes after that pen celebration.

Norway
Paraguay0 - 1France



I have gained so much respect for Mbappe today, the laughing at those scummy Paraguayans and then celebrating in front of and then ignoring that diving keeper. That was the most unethical game of football ever and that ref shouldn't ever be given a top tier tournament game again. Fuck Galarza for the second game in a row absolutely disgraceful player.

France
Canada0 - 3Morocco



Shock, Michael Oliver can't handle a game. H*kimi was wank so at least there was that.

Morocco
Colombia1 - 0Ghana



Glad that scum is out of the world cup. Can't believe a guy who honked for wolves scored the winner here.

Colombia
Argentina3 - 2Cape Verde Islands



Vozinha I will never forget you. What a game. Absolutely hate the argentians that hurt so bad.

Cape Verde Islands
Australia1 - 1Egypt



Mat Ryan you are not Tim Krul. 18 year old CB taking a pen was a choice big up to him but fuck the rest of the Australian team who let that happen.

Egypt
Switzerland2 - 0Algeria



If my manzambi stocks had actual cash attached I could genuinely stay unemployed but alas.

Switzerland
Portugal2 - 1Croatia



What the absolute fuck 😭😭😭😭😭 Modric and Perisic were the real uncs on the pitch and showed that they still got it.

Croatia
Spain3 - 0Austria



Is it me or do Spain still look kinda mid

Spain
USA2 - 0Bosnia & Herzegovina



Balogun you did nothing wrong i will defend you until you join spurs...

USA
Belgium3 - 2Senegal



Hella sexual chemistry between trossard and tielemans after that game mark my words

Belgium
England2 - 1Congo DR



Mexico may fiddle us...

England
Mexico2 - 0Ecuador



England at the Azteca...


Mexico
France3 - 0Sweden



Yeah they're winning the whole thing. We need Barcola. Gyok Nation -> Willy Nation


France
Ivory Coast1 - 2Norway



Ødegaard assist in every game he's played. Dialogues will be had...

Norway
Netherlands1 - 1Morocco



What on earth was that shootout man 😭😭😭

Morocco
Germany1 - 1Paraguay



Insane game. Germany were shit but my god that ref was manipulated easy by those Paraguayans. They deserve the win but I witnessed some egregious decisions being made there. Absolute cinema for a neutral (ish)
Brazil2 - 1Japan



That's my boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy


Brazil
South Africa0 - 1Canada



So glad they scored in the final minutes I couldn't do another half hour of that

Canada
Congo DR3 - 1Uzbekistan



Well done Freddie Gibbs I am proud

Congo DR
Colombia0 - 0Portugal



He was in fact not back

Portugal
Jordan1 - 3Argentina



Tiny little statpad sesh

Argentina
Algeria3 - 3Austria



Stuck this at 3am fairs that wasn't necessary at all

Algeria
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