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Napoli0 - 1Arsenal
Unbelievably tragic first hour of football but the captain is back
Arsenal
Hamburger0 - 5FSV Mainz 05
The Könnigsdörffer cele...
FSV Mainz 05
Brighton W0 - 1Arsenal WBaum and Stanway were outstanding. Need a bit more oomph but low-key Brighton just have their number each time so good result
RB Leipzig WArsenal2 - 1Chelsea
<cough> Title pretenders <cough>
Arsenal
Aston Villa0 - 1ArsenalTake the 3 points and RUNNNNN
Arsenal
Leeds1 - 1Brentford
Muharemovic I am convinced
LeedsChelsea4 - 3Brighton
Cheers for that own goal Pedro I was this close to a great fpl day
Chelsea
Sunderland1 - 0Fulham
Fulham stop making me look bad I defended your relegation shouts
Sunderland
Man United5 - 2Ipswich
Cheers for the FPL points I guess...
Man United
Dortmund2 - 0HamburgerWe looked good second half at least still need a few more signings before I think about our safety
Dortmund
Bournemouth1 - 1Everton
Alex Scott looks decent I guess
Bournemouth
Liverpool2 - 2Nott'm Forest
They still look a bit shit don't they
Liverpool
Coventry0 - 1Hull City
Whoever said Hull would do worse than Derby eat your words (it was me)
Hull City
Tottenham0 - 2Newcastle
Got to watch my brother (spurs fan) watch this on his phone whilst we were at All Points East and that was a remarkable sight
Newcastle
Crystal Palace1 - 4Man City
Extremely unsuccessful hate watch but I do have palace in a relegation scrap so...
Man CityNewcastle2 - 2LiverpoolJoe willock that touch did something to me...
NewcastleMan City2 - 1BournemouthBald Haaland lost his superpowers
Man CityBrighton4 - 0Aston VillaIf only they had a CB like Ezri Konsa rather than whoever that was at the back
BrightonBrentford3 - 0TottenhamHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahaha
BrentfordNott'm Forest0 - 1LeedsAnton Stach...
LeedsIpswich2 - 1SunderlandHow has Enciso only ended up here. Clarke celebrating on former club fairssss
IpswichEverton2 - 0Crystal PalacePalace are in trouble. Shoutout the whip nae nae in 2026
EvertonHull City2 - 0Man UnitedHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahahaHahaha
Hull CityArsenal3 - 0CoventryMy boys are all back together
ArsenalArsenal3 - 0Man CityArsenalArsenal1 - 1Como
Bruno cameo moved me. Got to witness a Morata stinker as well.
Hamburger1 - 2EvertonI've been told by Leicester fans for multiple years that Daka was awful and I'm here to say they are all lying (apparently this is how it always starts)
Everton
Girona1 - 4ArsenalAll this talk about Vini when we got Dowman right here (Vini please come through...)
Spain1 - 0Argentina
"M..M...Mr Infantino they're being mean to me they're not letting my team win" HOLDDDDDDD THATTTTTT YOU SCUMMY NATION. MIKEL MERINO MARTIN ZUBIMENDI DAVID RAYA YOU ARE WORLD CHAMPIONS
Spain
Rapid Vienna3 - 2HamburgerDesperately need new signings that vuskovic shaped hole is going to be massive this season.
Rapid Vienna
France4 - 6England3 goals 3 assists in a world cup with hardly any minutes and injured the entire tournament. Your star player could NEVER.
EnglandArgentina2 - 1EnglandTuchel that was a disgraceful you may have to go
Inter MiamiFrance0 - 2SpainDigne that was a great audition for your future club surrounded by all their players 😭😭
SpainArgentina3 - 1Switzerland
Argentina
Norway1 - 2EnglandHold that you pedophile you deserve that for doing the Jude cele
EnglandSpain2 - 1Belgium
INEVITABLE
SpainFrance2 - 0Morocco
He's quite good at football isn't he (minus pens) Hold that Hakimi
FranceSwitzerland0 - 0Colombia
Genuinely could be worst game of the tournament...
SwitzerlandArgentina3 - 2Egypt
They're gonna VAR their way to the final arent they...
USA1 - 4BelgiumThat orange prick can hold that. The uncs have still got it.
Belgium