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Spain1 - 0Argentina
BACK TO THE SHADOWS WITH YOU, ARGENTINA
SpainFrance4 - 6England
Football.
EnglandEngland1 - 2ArgentinaTuchel will not be coach in about 30 minutes time. His substitutions were embarrassing. It's criminal.
ArgentinaFrance0 - 2SpainFrance what have you done, I now have to support England... Also spare a thought for the Spanish players that were gravely hurt during this game. Especially Unai Simon that was almost mortally wounded to the head on two different occasions. Hopefully he gets a few scans to make sure it's all good. Stay strong Unai!
Norway1 - 2England
EnglandSpain2 - 1Belgium
SpainFrance2 - 0Morocco
FranceArgentina3 - 2Egypt
Egypt
Brazil1 - 2Norway
Norway
Paraguay0 - 1FranceI have never seen a more biased referee. Disgusting performance from paraguay. The fact they didn't get a yellow is unbelievable and frankly a travesty. That referee is not at the level for this competition.
Argentina3 - 2Cape Verde Islands
First unsuccessful successful hatewatch of my life. What a game. Cape verde I am coming over to become a citizen.
Cape Verde Islands
Australia1 - 1Egypt
AustraliaBelgium3 - 2Senegal
Just had flashbacks of France - Argentina. If only it had gone like that for us back then. What a game.
BelgiumEngland2 - 1Congo DR
EnglandFrance3 - 0Sweden
France
Ivory Coast1 - 2Norway
Norway
Germany1 - 1Paraguay
ParaguayBrazil2 - 1Japan
BrazilNorway1 - 4France
France
Ecuador2 - 1GermanyToday I feel Ecuadorian (Edit: I scrolled down and saw someone also made the same joke, nothing i think of is original turns out)
EcuadorBelgium0 - 0Iran
I actually enjoyed this.
Iran
Portugal1 - 1Congo DRIt's like watching an old man slowly going up the stairs. You just want to help him out you know.
Congo DREngland4 - 2Croatia
Set piece again olé olé.
EnglandFrance3 - 1SenegalHe is HIM
FranceBelgium1 - 1Egypt
BelgiumSpain0 - 0Cape Verde Islands
Cape Verde Islands
Netherlands2 - 2Japan2 set piece goals, Mikel Arteta what have you done.
JapanGermany7 - 1Curaçao
Lol
Germany
Canada1 - 1Bosnia & Herzegovina
Kolasinac with the luckiest goal line block ever
Bosnia & Herzegovina
Mexico2 - 0South Africa
Listening to referee VAR announcements is going to be fun. Also, 120m bid for Quinones coming soon from chelsea.
Mexico
PSG1 - 1ArsenalCongratulations to PSG. Top team. Incredible defensive performance from Arsenal. The blueprint to shut out PSG. They couldn't score in open play and were only dangerous on transition. Technically still unbeaten and conceded only 7 goals this campaign, 2 of which are penalties. Atmosphere in the stadium was top in both ends, though I could mostly only hear my end. Unlucky to lose both coin tosses on the penalties. God knows why they decide it on 2 coin tosses rather than 1 and then letting the other team choose whatever was not picked by the winning team. Shooting second and shooting in the opposite end is just not fair. The optics of Qatar Airways sponsoring the Champion's league and the winning team two years in a row, and Nasser being on the UEFA executive board is a terrible look. But money talks I suppose. UEFA don't care one bit as long as the money keeps coming.
Arsenal
Freiburg0 - 3Aston Villa
Aston Villa
Bournemouth1 - 1Man City
I watched 11 men drowning and i loved every second of it. Bournemouth, I love you
BournemouthArsenal1 - 0Burnley
I mean if the objective was to maximise the rattling of opposition fans, you've certainly done it - at the expense of my mental health. 1-0, set piece goal, borderline red card call. There's a lot of smoke above manchester for some reason.
Arsenal
Everton3 - 3Man CityBernadette Silva's immunity needs to be studied
EvertonArsenal3 - 0Fulham
ArsenalArsenal1 - 0Atletico Madrid
Arsenal
Brentford2 - 2Crystal Palace
Brentford
Man United3 - 2Nott'm Forest
70 minutes of Bruno losing it whenever his teammates sky a clear chance. Handball? Never heard of her.
Man United