San Jose Earthquakes1 - 5Minnesota United


mls era!!! until oomf’s tsn subscription expires had little to no stakes in this so it was a fun watch. my only connection to san jose is through hockey so i was emotionally prepared to watch a sj sports team not know how to put a round-shaped object into the back of a net and lose this dreadfully (at home mind you) s/o to caldeira from mississauga and also to the baby that wandered out onto the field

Minnesota United FC
Lens1 - 0PSG


when you get a job post-wc and your day off coincides w your club playing so it’s your first time getting to watch a game of football since the wc and you think to yourself surely i will experience some joy on my day off and then

Lens
France4 - 6England


when oomf and i said we missed hockey this is not what we meant 😭😭 last wc review end of an era (the psychosis this tournament put me in..probably for the best)


France
England1 - 2Argentina


what bs did i just watch. or better question why tf did i watch at all. have officially reached 24 hours of not eating anything fasting is easy when your heart’s broken

France0 - 2Spain


j’ai pleuré toutes les larmes de mon corps. c’était quoi cette équipe de merde ils ont cru on jouait une amicale bordel de merde
Argentina3 - 1Switzerland


watched the whole thing like i was being held at gunpoint. argentina mid af england you got this

Argentina
Norway1 - 2England


timeline in which i have to support england..pls kill the greater evil

England
France2 - 0Morocco


LIBERTÉ. ÉGALITÉ. MBAPPÉ.

France
Switzerland0 - 0Colombia


absolute snoozefest. colombian fans it was awesome to have you in to your energy will be missed
Argentina3 - 2Egypt


FRAUD AS ALWAYS. egypt always in our hearts you gave it your all
USA1 - 4Belgium


my cat had a lovely nap and i a successful hatewatch. perfect evening overall


Belgium
Portugal0 - 1Spain


ronaldo out is all i asked for thank you spain
Mexico2 - 3England


ABSOLUTE CINEMA WHOLE HOUSE ON FIRE

England
Brazil1 - 2Norway


bit of a slow first half but got progressively more fun to watch. sorry for my brazilian friend

Norway
Portugal1 - 0France


malgré le traumatisme, le match qui m’a rendu fan de l’équipe je n’oublierai jamais
Paraguay0 - 1France


mbappé qui rie non stop tellement c’est ridicule
Canada0 - 3Morocco


god this hurt so bad but what a fight. eustaquio my beloved…
South Africa0 - 1Canada


neighbours cheered seconds late due to a delayed stream <3 cute
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