bookd.
Chelsea6 - 3Leeds
Honestly thank god we have such a ruthless attack or else we’d be a flipping mess. I think xabi rotated a bit too much and that was evident in the first half. Gusto had a horrendous first half one of the worst i’ve ever seen. Estevao and Kittens aren’t there yet, especially when they’re trying too hard to impress the manager instead of just playing simple football. Reggie watson cheeky cameo bit unfair to the lad having to hold down that midfield with flipping gusto. MR17 4 assists yeah this guy just knows how to scam g/a. Palmer just save that hatrick for the weekend when i captain you. Welbeck is lobos
Chelsea
Millwall0 - 1Newcastle
real football watchers watched this instead of the you sea ell (boycotting since chels ain’t in it)
Newcastle
Arsenal2 - 1Chelseameh was an exciting game it’s a shame we don’t have a proper midfield and a way to handle the pressure when we have our backs against the wall. loads of positives but arsenal are just ready at the moment so can’t complain to much. honestly i don’t fault any of our players maybe wes fofana at times, ik some reactionary fans will complain but that was a good performance. Havertz really hates us man fairs
Arsenal
Man City1 - 0Coventry
successful enzo f hate watch and erling haaland triple captainers 😋
Man CityNewcastle2 - 2Bournemouth
every time i watch newcastle harvey barnes scores alex scott dw we’re coming for u
NewcastleChelsea4 - 3Brighton
i’m starting to get really really pissd at colwill and hato lhs they are fucking shocking omds. the game should never be this tight. why are we just allowing them to have that much possession when we where struggling in the 50th minute we need to control the game for a few minutes so they can calm down, they kept crossing the ball man i was getting so fucking pissed bro. Emi you don’t need to boot it long every single fucking minute. I’ve been complaining about we need a proper cm cover for caicedo and ofc today is another day proving why, i’m not trying to see gusto hato reece all these defenders as my midfielder just buy wharton. Rogers you’re lucky g/a keeps saving you so far it’s critical but you need to be defending way more that’s why we keep getting ripped on that lhs. If it wasn’t for the stupidity in defence we could’ve won that comfortably. Cant hide behind goalkeeper mistakes it’s just fucking awful defending and manager not reacting quick enough to change the game.
ChelseaChelsea2 - 0Luton
I only watched from second half onwards but we looked tidy enough for my liking.
ChelseaNewcastle2 - 2Liverpool
Had to leave at 75th minute to go cinema but low-key was a banging game, isak grow some balls lad and take the pen (i replaced sbozo last second in fpl)
Newcastle
Fulham2 - 3ChelseaSomeone check my flipping heart oh my days I’m gonna do proper reviews for chelsea games since they’re the only ones i acc watch n care about. Firstly wow im very moved by this attack it was so dynamic and we’ve got our flipping cole palmer back. JP9 might break this curse. I can’t keep defending robert sanchez no system will save you i shouldn’t be having panic attacks, this should’ve been an easy 3-0 win instead we had to make it difficult for ourselves. Honestly impressed with fulham side especially josh king i knew he was a baller from my fm save but he might be lobos. I think fulham will be very underrated this season so im happy about this early test we got. Pros: - The front 3 - Cole palmer back - Lavia was class - Josh did very well he shouldn’t go on loan - I really liked the link up play we saw Cons: - Robert Sanchez please please please leave - That LHS was very booky i’ll excuse you this time levi colwill but this can’t be happening - I Don’t like how depthless we are at cb, especially if we play 5 atb - No Caicedo is a problem i’ve been saying this
ChelseaMan City2 - 1Bournemouthyou got away with one you bald prick
Man City
Brentford3 - 0Tottenham
tottenham and united are genuinely just dumb and dumber. idk how the football world let sangaré go to brentford knowing he’ll be 100m in a years time
Brentford
Everton2 - 0Crystal Palace
Watched to scout adam wharton but glad to see my boys tyrique george and KDH still cooking
Everton
Hull City2 - 0Man United
#Mauled
Hull CityArsenal3 - 0Coventryi don’t get nervous but i’m starting to get a lil shaky. I can’t have arsenal win the league back 2 back please
ArsenalChelsea3 - 0Milan
game was soo boring icl but lavia full 90 mins 🫣
Chelsea0 - 1Juventus
1 star only for mudryk
Juventus
Chelsea6 - 4Western Sydney Wanderers
well guess what i’m JP
Chelsea
England1 - 2Argentina
price of the brick just went up he’s now 180 mil if you want him madrid
Argentina
Portugal0 - 1Spain
genuinely fuck you fuck you fuck you stupid manager stupid fucking team zero urgency until you’re fucking 1 nil down and now all the media are gonna blame ronaldo when his teammates are genuinely fucking braindead bozos pass the flipping ball move the ball faster you’re in a fucking world cup
Argentina3 - 2Cape Verde Islands
nearly got given the greatest storyline ever
Cape Verde IslandsSpain3 - 0Austria
i mean they can pass well i guess
SpainPortugal2 - 1Croatia
game of the tournament! fifa i see you tryna add extra minutes for croatia but my goat wont be silenced
Portugal