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World Cup
Spain1 - 0Argentina
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4w ago

Life’s a bitch

Player of the match
Emiliano Martínez
Argentina
World Cup
France4 - 6England
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4w ago

Golden boot and World Cup all time scorer snatched cuz of 3rd place game

Player of the match
Kylian Mbappé
France
World Cup
France0 - 2Spain
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4w ago

One of the most dominating performances I’ve ever seen

Player of the match
Pedro Porro
Spain
World Cup
Argentina3 - 1Switzerland
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★13 Jul 2026

This team is going to be the death of me

Player of the match
Leandro Paredes
Argentina
World Cup
Norway1 - 2England
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★12 Jul 2026

Yeah, fair enough. It's looking like an all timer World Cup campaign from Jude.

Player of the match
Jude Bellingham
England
World Cup
USA1 - 4Belgium
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★7 Jul 2026

Getting dogwalked by a washed Belgium after getting the president to rig the game, maybe the most embarrassing performance of this tournament

Player of the match
Charles De Ketelaere
Belgium
World Cup
Portugal0 - 1Spain
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★6 Jul 2026

I'm never getting those two hours of my life back.

Player of the match
Mikel Merino
Spain
World Cup
Mexico2 - 3England
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★6 Jul 2026

Standing ovation in my living room An instant World Cup classic

Player of the match
Jude Bellingham
England
World Cup
Brazil1 - 2Norway
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★5 Jul 2026

Haaland’s cele had me shook bro unreal motion

Player of the match
Ørjan Nyland
Norway
World Cup
Paraguay0 - 1France
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4 Jul 2026

Olise's little wannabe ass was rattled wondering why these sudacas were disrespecting him when he's got 8 million followers on IG and he walked into the stadium with a hoodie farming aura

Player of the match
Orlando Noldin
Paraguay
World Cup
Canada0 - 3Morocco
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4 Jul 2026

I fall asleep after the first water break…

Player of the match
Azzedine Ounahi
Morocco
World Cup
Colombia1 - 0Ghana
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4 Jul 2026

Stayed up half asleep just to hatewatch that Ghanaian witch doctor. Hope that son of a bitch rots in hell

Player of the match
Jhon Arias
Colombia
World Cup
Argentina3 - 2Cape Verde Islands
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4 Jul 2026

I'm still shaking....Cabo Verde we will never forget you

Player of the match
Lisandro Martínez
Argentina
World Cup
Australia1 - 1Egypt
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3 Jul 2026

Every Australian player that allowed a fucking 18yo take one over them is a coward who should never get another cap

Player of the match
Patrick Beach
Australia
World Cup
Spain3 - 0Austria
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2 Jul 2026

This match went as predictably as possible, I don’t think it could be more exactly what everyone expected.

Player of the match
Mikel Oyarzabal
Spain
World Cup
England2 - 1Congo DR
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1 Jul 2026

Mpasi deserves 17 million instagram followers and this year’s Yashin Trophy.

Player of the match
Harry Kane
England
World Cup
Netherlands1 - 1Morocco
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★30 Jun 2026

Is there anything more entertaining in football than watching two sides miss penalty after penalty in a shootout?

Player of the match
Bart Verbruggen
Netherlands
World Cup
Brazil2 - 1Japan
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★29 Jun 2026

Japan Same story, different World Cup

Player of the match
Vinícius Júnior
Brazil
World Cup
Jordan1 - 3Argentina
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★28 Jun 2026

Missed a generational Algeria Austria match up to watch my boys farm set pieces

Player of the match
Giovani Celso
Argentina
World Cup
Colombia0 - 0Portugal
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★28 Jun 2026

That's the worst offside call in the history of mankind what in the actual fuck

Player of the match
Gustavo Molano
Colombia
World Cup
Uruguay0 - 1Spain
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★27 Jun 2026

Baena scoring on Valverde's head is a subplot i won't be ignoring

Player of the match
Pedri
Spain
World Cup
Norway1 - 4France
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★26 Jun 2026

Was excited all week for France vs Norway just to find out Haaland is ducking Mbappe

Player of the match
Ousmane Dembélé
France
World Cup
Ecuador2 - 1Germany
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★25 Jun 2026

Neuer most washed keeper ever but no one cares because he does cool stuff

Player of the match
Gonzalo Plata
Ecuador
World Cup
England0 - 0Ghana
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★23 Jun 2026

The only highlight was when Djed Spence refused to shake Partey’s hand

World Cup
Portugal5 - 0Uzbekistan
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★23 Jun 2026

Forget Iran nuke the uzbeks

Player of the match
Cristiano Ronaldo
Portugal
World Cup
France3 - 0Iraq
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★23 Jun 2026

These Iraqis had to face Saddam Hussein, Erling Haaland & Kylian Mbappe 💔

Player of the match
Kylian Mbappé
France
World Cup
Argentina2 - 0Austria
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★22 Jun 2026

The way the entire team plays for Messi is one of the most sublime ways of dickriding I’ve ever seen in sports history

Player of the match
Lionel Messi
Argentina
World Cup
Belgium0 - 0Iran
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★21 Jun 2026

I liked the crowd shots, showed what Iran was like before the Islamic Revolution

Player of the match
Alireza Beiranvand
Iran
World Cup
Germany2 - 1Ivory Coast
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★20 Jun 2026

Adingra might be the biggest moron on planet Earth.

Player of the match
Deniz Undav
Germany
World Cup
USA2 - 0Australia
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☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★19 Jun 2026

The yanks are doped up like the Russians in 2018 ffs

Player of the match
Folarin Balogun
USA