bookd.
koopii

koopii

@koopii
where joleon lescott is from
Created May 2026
Filters
40 reviews
Nations League
England3 - 0Czechia
koopii
koopii@koopii
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1d ago

something about england playing football is so unentertaining to me, though i do love harry kane

Player of the match
Harry Kane
England
Friendlies Clubs
Sevilla1 - 3Aston Villa
koopii
koopii@koopii
5d ago

You guys are gonna have to do the review for me I couldn’t see shit

2
Nations League
Czechia0 - 2England
koopii
koopii@koopii
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

Just not entertaining at all

Player of the match
Morgan Gibbs-White
England
Carabao Cup
Coventry1 - 3Aston Villa
koopii
koopii@koopii
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3w ago

nice.. yeah…

Player of the match
Tammy Bakumo-Abraham
Aston Villa
Premier League
Aston Villa1 - 2Nott'm Forest
koopii
koopii@koopii
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3w ago

not gonna mention the refereeing decisions but you can tell emery gave up on the team 65 minutes in and we accidentally scored

Champions League
Club Brugge KV2 - 3Aston Villa
koopii
koopii@koopii
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4w ago

Jackson scored 🙂

Player of the match
Nicolas Jackson
Aston Villa
Bundesliga
Stuttgart4 - 1Köln
koopii
koopii@koopii
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4w ago

every time koln lose i have to point out mr. Simpsons-Pussy on the backline

Premier League
Aston Villa0 - 1Arsenal
koopii
koopii@koopii
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★31 Aug 2026

first half was insanely promising, maatsen put on a great performance, cash was surprising, jackson looked strong and suzuki is unreal. second half was not good, for either team. but we were half a team so hold that

Player of the match
Zion Suzuki
Aston Villa
Premier League
Man United5 - 2Ipswich
koopii
koopii@koopii
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★31 Aug 2026

Everyone has fernandas in their FPL except me

Player of the match
Bruno Fernandes
Man United
Premier League
Tottenham0 - 2Newcastle
koopii
koopii@koopii
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★29 Aug 2026

Slurs are so lucky it’s impossible for them to get relegated

Player of the match
Yoane Wissa
Newcastle
Bundesliga
Köln3 - 21899 Hoffenheim
koopii
koopii@koopii
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★29 Aug 2026

KOLN ARE WINNING THE LEAGUE

Player of the match
Marvin Schwäbe
Köln
Carabao Cup
Newcastle3 - 2West Brom
koopii
koopii@koopii
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★26 Aug 2026

Newcastle play like your little cousin on fifa who shouldn’t be winning but keeps scoring

Premier League
Brighton4 - 0Aston Villa
koopii
koopii@koopii
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★23 Aug 2026

if a lifetime of villa has taught me anything this result means we’re winning the champions league

Player of the match
Marco Bizot
Aston Villa
2
Championship
Cardiff1 - 1Wrexham
koopii
koopii@koopii
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★17 Aug 2026

I was actually spot on in that west ham burnley review we’re just going to see late equalisers every game

Player of the match
Rubin Colwill
Cardiff
Championship
Burnley2 - 2West Ham
koopii
koopii@koopii
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★16 Aug 2026

Alright i think we know how the rest of the championship is going to go

Player of the match
Zian Flemming
Burnley
Community Shield
Arsenal3 - 0Man City
koopii
koopii@koopii
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★16 Aug 2026

Pep was actually that guy 😭

Player of the match
David Raya
Arsenal
UEFA Super Cup
PSG2 - 1Aston Villa
koopii
koopii@koopii
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★12 Aug 2026

It’s just a Glorified European Final at the end of the day

Player of the match
Brian Madjo
Aston Villa
World Cup
Spain1 - 0Argentina
koopii
koopii@koopii
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★19 Jul 2026

I have to wait ANOTHER FOUR YEARS?? I literally JUST DID THAT!!!!

Player of the match
Pau Cubarsí
Spain
World Cup
France4 - 6England
koopii
koopii@koopii
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★19 Jul 2026

wrote the funniest review after FT and didn’t even realise i forgot to hit “Post Review”

Player of the match
Bukayo Saka
England
World Cup
England1 - 2Argentina
koopii
koopii@koopii
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★15 Jul 2026

Wasn’t even watching tbf 👀

Player of the match
Djed Spence
England
World Cup
Norway1 - 2England
koopii
koopii@koopii
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★11 Jul 2026

UP THE MIDLANDS UP THE ENGLAND ITS COMING HOME!! SEMI FINALISTS

Player of the match
Jude Bellingham
England
World Cup
Argentina3 - 2Egypt
koopii
koopii@koopii
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★7 Jul 2026

Whoever said africa would have a world cup if matches were 70 minutes was a genius

Player of the match
Mostafa Zico
Egypt
World Cup
USA1 - 4Belgium
koopii
koopii@koopii
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★7 Jul 2026

Wow good thing that red card got removed

Player of the match
Charles De Ketelaere
Belgium
World Cup
Portugal0 - 1Spain
koopii
koopii@koopii
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★6 Jul 2026

i don’t really care about ronaldo

Player of the match
Diogo Costa
Portugal
World Cup
Mexico2 - 3England
koopii
koopii@koopii
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★6 Jul 2026

HOW DID WE DO IT? Jude, you’re a hero. Pickford, what a performance. Fucking yes. Come on.

Player of the match
Jude Bellingham
England
World Cup
Brazil1 - 2Norway
koopii
koopii@koopii
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★5 Jul 2026

Biggest bro you can finally retire. Be happy

Player of the match
Erling Haaland
Norway
World Cup
Switzerland2 - 0Algeria
koopii
koopii@koopii
3 Jul 2026

Didn’t even watch the match but played a full 90’ in discussion chat

World Cup
Portugal2 - 1Croatia
koopii
koopii@koopii
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3 Jul 2026

ref robbed an actual all timer goal, wasn’t the pen enough 🤬

Player of the match
Ivan Perišić
Croatia