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Bordeaux is my core❤ France is my heart🇨🇵❤ Griezmann can be both❤

Created May 2026
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Nations League
France4 - 1Belgium
noastorm
noastorm@noastorm
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★2d ago

Olise has made me become gay for the first time

Player of the match
Michael Olise
France
Nations League
France1 - 1Italy
noastorm
noastorm@noastorm
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★5d ago

alright even tho we deserved a pen at the end there i'll take the draw Olise making his average banger game ily Dembele fuck off Upamecano u didnt deserve that red but whatever Overall good game

Player of the match
Michael Olise
France
Nations League
Belgium0 - 1France
noastorm
noastorm@noastorm
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1w ago

Olise is not from Earth much as i love him tho ,Doue has been excellent and he played more so yeah but still Olise i love you

Player of the match
Désiré Doué
France
La Liga
Valencia0 - 5Barcelona
noastorm
noastorm@noastorm
4w ago

Lamine didnt want to hear shit from haters he wants his D'Or

Player of the match
Fermín
Barcelona
Ligue 2
Annecy1 - 1Metz
noastorm
noastorm@noastorm
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★29 Aug 2026

Metz doing elevator duties 😭

Player of the match
Téji Savanier
Metz
Bundesliga
Bayern5 - 1Stuttgart
noastorm
noastorm@noastorm
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★29 Aug 2026

Olise is still here🥹

Player of the match
Joshua Kimmich
Bayern
Leagues Cup
Monterrey1 - 2Orlando City
noastorm
noastorm@noastorm
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★6 Aug 2026

SWAMP GRIZZO🔥🔥🔥

Player of the match
Tyrese Spicer
Orlando City
Friendlies Clubs
Mallorca3 - 0PSG
noastorm
noastorm@noastorm
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★5 Aug 2026

how Enrique felt when putting Kvara along 5 day old babies

Player of the match
Jan Virgili
Club Brugge KV
Friendlies Clubs
Arsenal1 - 3Betis
noastorm
noastorm@noastorm
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★5 Aug 2026

Kepa's training session script

Player of the match
Pablo Fornals
Real Betis
World Cup
Spain1 - 0Argentina
noastorm
noastorm@noastorm
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★19 Jul 2026

😪😪😪😪 Spain deserved it Argentina was shit

Player of the match
Ferran Torres
Spain
World Cup
France4 - 6England
noastorm
noastorm@noastorm
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★18 Jul 2026

uhhhh what can i say im not mad , this game was peak as hell

Player of the match
Bukayo Saka
England
World Cup
France2 - 0Morocco
noastorm
noastorm@noastorm
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★10 Jul 2026

INTO THE SEMIS WE GO

Player of the match
Kylian Mbappé
France
World Cup
Argentina3 - 2Egypt
noastorm
noastorm@noastorm
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★7 Jul 2026

Argentina may have comebacked here , but the truth isnt hidden : without Messi , Argentina are weak. They had shit in their pants all game long until Messi said "no" and just assisted out of nowhere. Argentina is weaker than 2022 because barely making it agaisnt African teams with the SAME scoreline just shows the lack of positive consistency. Dont let them make the final. They dont deserve it.

Player of the match
Lionel Messi
Argentina
World Cup
Switzerland0 - 0Colombia
noastorm
noastorm@noastorm
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★7 Jul 2026

i'd rather be caught watching Mommy ASMR than be caught watching this game

Player of the match
Gregor Kobel
Switzerland
World Cup
Brazil1 - 2Norway
noastorm
noastorm@noastorm
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★5 Jul 2026

Norway deserves it , Brazil were SHIT and it has been a long time ago now

Player of the match
Erling Haaland
Norway
World Cup
Paraguay0 - 1France
noastorm
noastorm@noastorm
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4 Jul 2026

we are so good that we beat Paraguay when they had 12 players ref was ABYSMAL , i hope he never tries to rig a match again cause it was painfully obvious😭😭😭

Player of the match
Dayotchanculle Upamecano
France
World Cup
Argentina3 - 2Cape Verde Islands
noastorm
noastorm@noastorm
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★4 Jul 2026

Listen , at the end of the day , even if Cape Verde went out , we can all agree that we are proud of them.They have made such a great run from now and held on to Spain , a favorite , and now another favorite : Argentina. We love you , Cape Verde. Thank you for the vibes and the emotions , we wont forget you . I wont let any Cape Verde slander go past . Again , thank you , we love you.🇨🇻❤

Player of the match
Vózinha
Cape Verde Islands
1
World Cup
Australia1 - 1Egypt
noastorm
noastorm@noastorm
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★3 Jul 2026

Australians when its ANYTHING but being upside down :

Player of the match
Emam Ashour
Egypt
World Cup
England2 - 1Congo DR
noastorm
noastorm@noastorm
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1 Jul 2026

England as usual , gets carried by a dinosaur that bags 500 goals per game

Player of the match
Harry Kane
England
World Cup
Belgium3 - 2Senegal
noastorm
noastorm@noastorm
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★1 Jul 2026

Ref REALLY tried to add 100 minutes of additional time just to make Senegal score (PLAN FAILED)😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Player of the match
Youri Tielemans
Belgium
World Cup
France3 - 0Sweden
noastorm
noastorm@noastorm
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★30 Jun 2026

dude this team isnt normal Mbappe wtf Olise is not human WOWOWOWOWOOWO

Player of the match
Kylian Mbappé
France
World Cup
Germany1 - 1Paraguay
noastorm
noastorm@noastorm
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★29 Jun 2026

DONT LAUGH WHILE WATCHING GERMANY PART 1 : PARAPLEGIC VS PARAGAY RESULT : LOSE😭😭😭😭😭⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️ PART 2 : FLIGHT HOME🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀

Player of the match
Orlando Noldin
Paraguay
World Cup
Norway1 - 4France
noastorm
noastorm@noastorm
☆☆☆☆☆★★★★★26 Jun 2026

WE HOLD NORWAY WITHOUT CHAINS BOY DEMBELE HATTY MBAPPE BRACE ASSIST MAIGNAN PEN SAVE WE EAT WE EAT

Player of the match
Ousmane Dembélé
France