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Atletico Madrid2 - 1Real Madrid
Jonathan David is free from Juventus!
Atletico Madrid
Tottenham2 - 3Aston Villa
Your perennial ineptitude gives me joy @ Tottenham
Aston Villa
Brentford3 - 0Chelsea
Lewis-Potter and Schade had Chelsea in hell
Brentford
Ipswich2 - 4ArsenalSalmon looks like the real deal, Gyökeres… the less I say the better.
Arsenal
Man United0 - 1Man City
Was Bruno Fernandes destined to be a rat because of how eerily similar he looks to one? Or did he morph in to a rat because of his behaviour? A peculiar chicken or the egg dilemma. No one has ever accused Foden of being intelligent but even for him that red card was remarkably dumb; he needs to hurry up and leave City behind to go be shit at Fulham. No idea how City’s goal stood but Michael Oliver is on their payroll (fact) and United didn’t deserve anything from this game anyway. Maguire you’re a knobhead
Man City
Sunderland0 - 2ArsenalPremier League officiating at its finest (derogatory). John Brooks you are a crook. Brian Brobbey is a wrestler in footballer’s clothing; Bruno G. that’s a dream first goal; Timber looked good, happy he’s back; Tzolis has the stuff; BALL DON’T LIE!
ArsenalTottenham0 - 0Everton
If you combined all of the players in the Spurs squad you wouldn’t have one functional brain.
Everton
Bournemouth2 - 2BrentfordJarred Gillett is inept; Alex Scott is incredible and Chelsea should’ve splashed the Rogers cash on him instead; Zidane are you watching Truffert?
Bournemouth
Como4 - 1RB Leipzig
I think this Como team is special; so many fun, quality players. Tidiam Gomis you are on my radar after that cameo.
Como
Fenerbahçe1 - 1Roma
I am a big fan of Dybala but, Paulo, please stop diving!!! It’s embarrassing. Turkish fans are always 10/10
Roma
Napoli0 - 1ArsenalNapoli very lucky not to lose by 3 or 4 goals
Arsenal
Barcelona5 - 1Feyenoord
Happy for Jesus. I wish Arsenal had signed Gordon this summer + Lamine Yamal is so exciting
Barcelona
Dortmund3 - 2Villarreal
Dortmund
Club Brugge KV2 - 3Aston VillaI like Forbs; Tresoldi and Seys are intriguing.
Arsenal2 - 1Chelsea
ArsenalEverton2 - 2Man UnitedWelcome back Ainsley Maitland-Niles! United will not be a serious team until they get rid of Fernandes and Maguire.
Everton
Inter3 - 2NapoliFirst half: 0 stars Second half: 5 stars
InterBrentford1 - 1SunderlandDisgraceful reffing performance from Thomas Bramall. A showing so awful against both teams you can’t even claim he was corrupt, just terrible at his job. Angulo you have a hater in me for life — STOP DIVING!
Sunderland
Newcastle2 - 2BournemouthIt’s becoming a theme with Bournemouth to control the game early and then drop points late. Evanilson, Tavernier, Kluivert, Rayan, Truffert, Wissa, Barnes, Willock, Hall, Fernandez-Pardo all impressed.
BournemouthAston Villa0 - 1ArsenalSuck on that Emery, you dickhead. Jarred Gillett and the VAR room are a gang of cheats.
Arsenal
AFC Toronto WvsOttawa Rapid W
AFC Toronto WTottenham0 - 2NewcastleDe Zerbi is fraudulent; perfect fit for the spuds
NewcastleBournemouth1 - 1EvertonEverton robbed of a penalty
Bournemouth
Fulham2 - 3Chelsea
Chelsea
Man City2 - 1BournemouthDoes Anderson have yellow card immunity? Unlucky Bournemouth
Dortmund1 - 2Bayern
BayernBrentford3 - 0Tottenham
BrentfordEverton2 - 0Crystal Palace
EvertonArsenal3 - 0Coventry
Arsenal
Spain1 - 0Argentina
Awful reffing, awful setting, awful Argentine losers
France4 - 6England
EnglandEngland1 - 2ArgentinaHarry Kane stinker + Jordan Pickford is such a weak spot, drop him and England might actually win something
Argentina