
Cameroon W3 - 0Malawi W


what a fun match, congrats cameroon!
France4 - 6England


so unserious

England
Spain1 - 0Argentina


good memories bc i saw the enzo red card

Spain
England1 - 2Argentina


at the end its argentina who wins everything bc the team could be filled w babies and yet messi would singlehandedly drag them to get a win in the most insane way. also england deserves this loss, complete blunder of a game plan after their goal. djed spence tho, massive massive player. i think this was the first game in here where it was just fouls everywhere, lots of times unpunished, but i hardly cared bc i genuinely dont care about either teams.

Argentina
France0 - 2Spain


this spain performance moved me, especially after i had so low expectations from them. good old mbappe special for the dictator🤣🫵

Spain
Norway1 - 2England


extra time was entertaining. jude big player

England
France2 - 0Morocco


cant lie i was rlly bored but tbf i was also so sleepy

France
Spain2 - 1Belgium


game was way more enjoyable than i initially thought it would be tbf

Spain
Argentina3 - 2Egypt


they needed to bribe the ref to win against this egypt superteam. sucks the joy out of watching football to normalize this level of dishonesty. it actually hurts to think about how that is incredible 3rd goal was disallowed. mohammed salah, there will be a time when the world truly appreciates you for the immense player that you are. the racists can hold
Portugal0 - 1Spain


WHERE IS RONALDO HE IS CRYING IN HIS CAR. POOR RONALDO🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵🤣🫵

Spain
Mexico2 - 3England


all of my fav teams getting knocked out this is a crime against humanity but what a game bruh

England
Australia1 - 1Egypt


salah ur crazy omfg i love u. cant feel too bad for australia why r u making a teenager take such a decisive penalty poor child

Egypt
Belgium3 - 2Senegal


do african teams know they r allowed to win when they r clearly the better team

Senegal
England2 - 1Congo DR


doctor congo we are not forgetting the defense u put out. wissa so unlucky. and can uncle kane relax yes ok we get it u love scoring goals


Congo DR
Mexico2 - 0Ecuador


i love watching mexico play

Mexico
France3 - 0Sweden


i was so sleepy and dozed off so many times😭 this wc completely destroying my sleep schedule
Ivory Coast1 - 2Norway


that amad goal was downright beautiful. last min heartbreak too bad:(

Ivory Coast
Germany1 - 1Paraguay


these european nations humiliation sessions im so here for it

Paraguay
Netherlands1 - 1Morocco


what madness was that penalty shootout?😮💨

Morocco
Brazil2 - 1Japan


when sano scored and all my contacts were celebrating blue lock this and that i felt so sad. a rapist being so widely celebrated on football's biggest stage, there's no place for morality and spine

Brazil
South Africa0 - 1Canada




South Africa
Norway1 - 4France


watched this w mother dearest and she is the funniest commentator in the world. fully screaming MATCH FIXING when france conceded that goal bc no way its possible for a defense to be that bad, giving an entire analysis for why the coach's hair fell off, saying mbappe looks like a child who throws a tantrum if they lost in chess (idk where that came from)

France
Egypt1 - 1Iran


im so sad for iran. theyve been so unjustly treated in this competition, treated like criminals and not given fair equal conditions as their competitors. facing every sort of political questions by the same media that refuses to utter even a word about palestine, about the brutality of US. to still play the way they did, very obviously exhausted, especially in the second match, incredible. the offside call was just very sad, so unfortunate. and then all the chances it got that didnt go their way. i genuinely hope they will still qualify

Iran
Türkiye3 - 2USA


turkey is NOT a serious country

Türkiye
Argentina2 - 0Austria


watched tigether w mother so that was nice. messi is simple perfect isnt he

Argentina
Jordan1 - 2Algeria


second half was better but still overall boring

Algeria
Colombia1 - 0Congo DR


v monotonous

Colombia
Spain4 - 0Saudi Arabia


aitana: they should put olmo in those tight spaces de la fuente:


Spain
New Zealand1 - 3Egypt


mohamed salah you beautiful footballer, i love you so much

Egypt
Tunisia0 - 4Japan


i hate watching a team playing a rapist and whose coach says these stuffs are little mistakes win so fuck off

Japan
Türkiye0 - 1Paraguay


so painful to watch i was in a yawning marathon

Paraguay
Netherlands5 - 1Sweden


all the goals were quality but also the defense was lamentable. wish sweden was a bit more clinical in the final third, game wouldve been completely different. isak is a beautiful footballer and arne slot deserves to be jailed. also, fair enough landlord🫡

Sweden
USA2 - 0Australia


i do not like the fact that US played so nicely 👎👎👎👎👎

USA
Uzbekistan1 - 3Colombia


i think it was brilliant how uzbekistan contained colombia. rlly unfortunate to eat 2 goals after that equaliser. also lucho🫶🫶

Colombia
England4 - 2Croatia


unc still got it

England
Portugal1 - 1Congo DR


funny as hell team, on paper the best u can get and yet this is how they do. call that r*naldo tax

Congo DR
Austria3 - 1Jordan


Watched the entire thing during class


Jordan
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