bookd.
Northern Ireland0 - 0Georgia
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Scotland0 - 3Switzerland
we’re fucking shite
Switzerland
England2 - 3Spain
Beating Spain isn’t for everyone
SpainMan United0 - 1Man City
who could have ever guessed that the team most notoriously known for cheating & getting away with it would cheat & get away with it again! commentary & pundits going on about how they’re “sure that the refs will apologise after” is fucking great, sure why not but it’s too fucking late if it’s to apologise for a decision that hands 3 points to a team with over 115 unpunished charges already against them. sick of these fucking plastic cunts that started watching football once they listened to wonderwall for the first time. phil foden showed more passion after his sending off than he did when he let his mum get battered infront of his own eyes at a nightclub.
Kilmarnock1 - 1Aberdeenwe were absolutely woeful the whole 90, dan happe mate it’d make me more than happe if you never wore the shirt ever again. anthony stewart 2.0. marius müller is going to be written into my will at this point.
Aberdeen
Arsenal2 - 1Chelsea
what started off as a promising fixture with both teams looking like the two favourites for the title was instantly soured by an absolutely abysmal refereeing performance from who else but Chris Kavanagh. didn’t bother checking Gabriel hitting Dibu with a roundhouse kick or Rogers being german suplexed in the build up to Arsenal’s winner lmao
Ipswich0 - 2Liverpool
Ipswich players when it came to making the final pass Barcola is 001 btw #nooticing
Liverpool
Hibernian1 - 3Heart Of Midlothian
two clowns fighting
Heart Of Midlothian
Aston Villa0 - 1Arsenalthe day gabriel is skinned alive will be the greatest day of my life. arsenal overprotected as per. jared gillett needs to be deported
Chelsea4 - 3Brighton
‘Dibu’ conceding 3 in his first 90 #nooticing
ChelseaAberdeen0 - 1Rangers
what sort of IQ tests do they require when hiring officials in scotland. jesus fucking christ this is the final nail in the coffin for scottish football
Tottenham0 - 2Newcastle
being born into a tottenham supporting family is the worst form of abuse i can think of. i’d rather be set on fire in a tub of vaseline than support those shit cunts
NewcastleLiverpool2 - 2Nott'm Forest
£600m spent in two years & they’re dropping 4 points to nick woltemade & liam delap #okay
Nott'm Forest
Crystal Palace1 - 4Man Cityseeing cherki become the player he is after using him in my fifa career modes during covid makes me feel half proud & half pissed that he plays for citeh
Man CityNewcastle2 - 2Liverpool😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
NewcastleMan City2 - 1Bournemouth
haaland stinker saved by two cb’s scoring tap-ins
Man City
Dundee Utd0 - 2Dundee
Dundee
Brentford3 - 0Tottenham£100m Sandro Tonali dropping a stinker & getting outpaced by a 34 year old Callum Wilson
Brentford
Hull City2 - 0Man Unitedembarrassing from start to finish, further proof (as if we could prove it any fucking further) that we desperately need a left back, centre back & striker. noussair was absolutely fucking rotten the whole way through, dorgu is stealing a living. maguire & rashford the only real signs of any promise from what was an absolute bombscare of a 90 minutes.
Hull City
Cardiff1 - 1Wrexham
stick that in your fucking documentary
CardiffArsenal3 - 0Man CityElliot Anderson VS Arsenal 🔥🔥🔥 • 0 goals • 0 assists • 0 key passes • 0/6 crosses • 0 dribbles • 15x possession lost • 0 tackles • 1/3 ground duels won £113m? What a bargain.
ArsenalRangers1 - 2HibernianOHHHHHHH DEREK MCWINLESS
HibernianArsenal2 - 3Dortmund
“you have to be sick individual to hatewatch arsenal during pre-season friendlies”
Kilmarnock1 - 5Celtic
Høgh let the Huns out
Celtic
ST Johnstone4 - 3Kilmarnockaverage sunday kickoff in the spfl
ST JohnstoneAberdeen2 - 1Heart Of Midlothiandeserved at least a point the whole 90, absolutely the better team but just couldn’t finish our chances to save our lives, robinson made some incredible changes & his man management won us this game. nizzy was a little quiet up until the final 10 minutes but why does it matter? HEARTS ARE FALLING APART AGAIN
Aberdeen
Falkirk0 - 2ST Mirren
Killian Phillips
Dundee Utd1 - 1RangersLawrence Shankland vs Dundee Utd Highlights 🔥🔥🔥
Dundee UtdEngland1 - 2Argentina
T̶h̶i̶r̶t̶y̶ Sixty years of hurt… Never before have I experienced such a genuinely joyful 10 minutes of football. A generational hate watch, even more so than the last 2 Euros finals this group of shit cunts managed to lose. Failing to score against Ghana, beating an overachieving Croatian side, playing Panama (again) in the group stages & only playing 1 team ranked within the top 10 international teams & beating them thanks to their £135m shit cunt midfielder diving & the referee refusing to suspend play after the ball hit a cable in mid-air. As soon as they play a team of any real difficulty, they fucking crumble, in the way that only England know how to do. Scoring a tap in & sitting back, sending on the most useless fucking defender on planet earth (Dan Burn) on instead of doing what Spain did against France & attempt to kill the game off completely. All Lionel Messi needed was 10 minutes to change the game, & he did it flawlessly yet again. All the whining & bitching about playing a game of football on a big hill, their star players using the excuse of ‘being a bit ill’ to mask shit performances, Jude Bellingham playing with an ego of a god & the ability of Jack Colback… all to fall at the first real hurdle. Enjoy the final lads xo
ArgentinaSpain2 - 1Belgium
can’t help but feel heartbroken for Senne Lammens, he’s been so impressive for United since we signed him & I was so happy to see him finally make an appearance at this tournament. still not convinced by this spanish team.
Spain
Portugal0 - 1Spainwell, one part of one of the greatest careers in the history of the sport comes to a close tonight. it’s a shame to see the international career of somebody i used to hold in such high regard end in such a way with his ego becoming bigger than the success of his country. without ronaldo, i think portugal could’ve made to the last 4 at a minimum. i guess we’ll never know. another golden generation killed by a manager who somehow managed to already disappoint with the best team belgium will ever have.
Spain
Mexico2 - 3Englandyou’ll never see another nation with commentators, pundits or a fanbase build up such a load of fake nervousness just to keep as an excuse incase their abysmal football team slips up. a bunch of nonsense about altitude & moving fixtures around just for them to be able to play as they normally would ?? scrappy from the beginning, mexico fought until the very end & should be very happy with what they managed to do.. but hearing the commentary team & pundits in england say that this is one of their greatest ever world cup victories? give the fuck over hahaha, even shearer said there was nothing wrong with the quansah challenge the daft bald geordie prick. haaland mate..
Mexico
Brazil1 - 2Norway
stealing a call up from some of the nations biggest up & coming talents, playing a total of about 30 minutes from 5 games, scoring a nothing penalty after the norwegian keeper treats him like a make a wish kid & giving it large despite everyone acknowledging the fact he’s been washed for half a decade. neymar jr everyone!
NorwayArgentina3 - 2Cape Verde Islands
the cape verde dream comes to an end in what was the result of one of the greatest ever world cup knockout games. every single one of those cape verde players should be so immensely proud of themselves & those argentine players should be ashamed that they managed to be held up until extra time.
Argentina
Australia1 - 1Egypt
harry souttar
AustraliaPortugal2 - 1Croatia
grew up loving him in the SAF United side of the 2000s but Ronaldo has become such a cult like figure within football now that it’s actually embarrassing to watch him sometimes. a legendary international career was going to end either way tonight, sadly modric’s ended in such sour circumstances. no man is bigger than one country or one tournament.
Portugal
Panama0 - 2Englandi’m not sure what’s more embarrassing, the english cunts trying to fabricate limbs by chucking £15 pints over their mates when rashford kicks the ball out of play or people genuinely believing not only that jude bellingham is the best midfielder in the world, but that they’re also going to win this tournament. struggling for 60 minutes against the only team they ever seem to get drawn against in these competitions is hilarious.
England
Ecuador2 - 1Germany
germany’s ability to play football when the national team i support need them to get at least a point
Panama0 - 1Croatiapanama you have one job next week
CroatiaEngland0 - 0Ghana
that Baba Rahman cameo
Ghana