bookd.
Brentford3 - 0Chelsea
Weekend ruined and it hasnt even began yet. fawk
Brentford
Man United2 - 3Brighton
Complete HEADLOSS from United. Brighton too slick, too clever, too cohesive. Outfought, outthought, outplayed. If I was a United fan my head would be on Mars. INEOS have set Carrick up to fail.
BrightonMan United0 - 1Man City
Always hate 10 man games because it takes the sting out of things, but nice of Dalot to level things up. United’s attack look like a bunch of individuals. Only United player that impressed was Mainoo.
Man CityChelsea6 - 3Leeds
The craziest half of football i’ve ever watched live. Stamford Bridge under the lights always has a special atmosphere. Barco again fantastic picking passes, Gusto disasterclass as usual.
ChelseaChelsea2 - 2Hull City
Frustrating watch. Gusto pitch invading again. Didn’t see him win a single aerial or ground duel all game. Referee poor, almost gave the bloke behind me an aneurysm.
Hull City
Arsenal2 - 1ChelseaMalo Gusto - Reece James midfield. Godspeed Caicedo Still early days, long way to go.
Arsenal
Aston Villa0 - 1ArsenalTough watch. Bring on next weekend.
ArsenalChelsea4 - 3BrightonWon the game because we bought the guy why would have made it 4-4. Attack wins you titles, defence wins you games or something like that 25% possession is madness, bring on next weekend.
ChelseaChelsea2 - 0Luton
Good patient performance. Cole Palmer is actually back thank god.
Chelsea
Fulham2 - 3ChelseaSo many positives to take from that game We’re going to have fun against teams that leave space in behind like this, we’ll see how we do against a proper low block. Please Xabi play Penders, I’d rather have a keeper make mistakes to develop than one we already know has hit his ceiling. Palmer back, its looking good brev
ChelseaArsenal3 - 0Coventry
yikes. Tzolis great debut.
ArsenalChelsea3 - 0Milan
I’ll settle for Welbeck as a super sub, the trade off for Pedro playing as a 10 isn’t worth it. Unc status. Acheampong dynamic. If Palestra can develop his final ball / finish he can be a menace this season Quenda promising. And Lavia 90 mins 🙏
ChelseaChelsea6 - 4Western Sydney Wanderers
Surprisingly good intensity for a pre-season game. Tosin and Delap found their level with the U18s, good to see la Cobham get a runout Would love to see both Reggie’s get minutes this season
Chelsea
Spain1 - 0Argentina
Thank God. Today I feel Spanish
Spain
France4 - 6EnglandFakest football game ever. Malo Gusto pitch invading Trev Chalobah supremacy
EnglandEngland1 - 2Argentina
ArgentinaFrance0 - 2SpainA very high quality game of football. Spanish masterclass, hard to see how England / Argentina will be able to live with this Spanish team Wanted to hatewatch cucu for leaving chels but he was sensational
SpainArgentina3 - 1Switzerland
Embolo brother why
Argentina
Norway1 - 2Englandholy Jude. Saving 10 man England in the first half dishonourable mention: madueke boiling shi in a kettle
England
France2 - 0Morocco
Underwhelming tbh
FranceSwitzerland0 - 0Colombia
Charlie beaten by the chocolate factory :(
SwitzerlandArgentina3 - 2Egypt
Hatewatch rolls on (finally a chels goal thank god)
USA1 - 4Belgium
Cheated and still got dogwalked. Successful hatewatch
Belgium
Mexico2 - 3Englandpressure? what pressure? Blood pressure sitting around 195/120
England
Brazil1 - 2NorwayJoao Pedro left at home for a consolation penalty taker. Congrats Norway
Norway
Australia1 - 1Egyptpretty dross watch, congrats Egypt
Egypt
Argentina3 - 2Cape Verde Islands
Unbelievable. All-timer.
Cape Verde Islands
Panama0 - 2Englandjob done
England
Paraguay0 - 0Australiamoderately haram, good result for both teams
Paraguay
Türkiye3 - 2USAguler is so clean man
TürkiyeEngland0 - 0Ghana
Sir Djed Spence
England
Argentina2 - 0Austria
GOAT doing GOAT things
Argentina