Scotland1 - 2Slovenia

Actually thought we played pretty well until their goal. What followed was one of the most pathetic performances I’ve ever had the displeasure of viewing.

Scotland
FYR Macedonia0 - 2Scotland

Lot better tonight. Encouraged by the performance. Kind of looking forward to Tuesday night again now.

Scotland
Scotland0 - 3Switzerland

Pish. Was happy to abandon results for performances this nations league campaign but haven’t even had that.


Switzerland
England2 - 3Spain

Everytime I see Dani Olmo on a team sheet I think is that really the best Spain has to offer. And everytime he’s absolutely unbelievable. Great player. Plus England are still shit.

Spain
Slovenia0 - 0Scotland

Thought Steve Clarke resigned in the summer. Really disappointed, thought there would be an endeavour to go and press high, be on the front foot. But flat and lacking energy for the majority of the game. Impressed with a few players though.

Scotland
Fulham1 - 1Man United

Both teams lacking any quality in the final third excluding Josh King. Really like the look of Fulham’s midfield. Probably the funniest goal I’ve ever seen conceded. Dire game of football though.

Fulham
Man City5 - 3Sunderland

Eight goal thriller can’t ask for much more. Will never ever rate Donnarumma - such a liability coming to claim a cross.

Sunderland
Celtic0 - 1Rangers

Celtic lucky to only get beat by one. Out fought and out classed all over the pitch.

Rangers
Brighton3 - 0Arsenal

Men against boys. Could’ve been worse. Embarrassingly pathetic performance from top to bottom.

Brighton
Tottenham2 - 3Aston Villa
Spurs are back. So impressed by the performances of Suzuki, Buendia and Jackson. Monstrous at times during that 90 minutes. Spurs are the gift that keeps on giving.

Brentford3 - 0Chelsea

Really good second half after a drab first. Don’t even think Brentford played that well just really efficient football. Shout out Schade getting two assists for the FPL team.

Brentford
Man City5 - 0Norwich

Game was over after half an hour. That samba looks a right player though.

Man City
Ipswich2 - 4Arsenal

No investment in this competition at all until it gets to the later stages. Couple of really impressive performances though. Onto Brighton.

Arsenal
Leeds4 - 1Newcastle

Lost six fpl points with that Newcastle goal so fuming there. Leeds excellent for 90 minutes- really think they’ll get Europe. That midfield three were exceptional.

Leeds
Man United0 - 1Man City

United played into their hands but City were exceptional after going down to ten. Anderson, Nunes, Guehi, Ndiaye and Haaland with massive shifts. Dalot with potentially the worst performance of all time.

Man City
Sunderland0 - 2Arsenal

Right old ding dong that. Proper game of football. Really struggled to contain Brobbey and Ballard. Bruno sensational off the bench. Raya the true match winner though - not convinced it even should’ve been a penalty. Absolutely world class goalie.

Arsenal
Tottenham0 - 0Everton

Spurs are back. Abysmal this. Really struggled to stay awake. Sávio the only one to really make anything happen going forward.

Tottenham
Napoli0 - 1Arsenal

Odegaard might be the best player in the world. Shoutout White and Gabriel as well but Ezri Konsa was an absolute monster tonight.

Arsenal
Real Madrid2 - 1Inter

Inter really impressive yet again. Play some lovely stuff just need to sort themselves defensively. Courtois still the best in the world. Fuck Cucurella.

Real Madrid
Club Brugge KV2 - 3Aston Villa
Was half watching it hence the rating. Really impressed by Jackson though. Excellent striker in my opinion.

Arsenal2 - 1Chelsea

Actually thought that was quite comfortable despite the scoreline. None of Chelsea’s front three turned up. Havertz and Odegaard monumental performances. Hall of shame performance from Kavanagh.

Arsenal
Inter3 - 2Napoli

Unbelievable game of football and unreal to experience it live in the San Siro. Atmosphere was spine tingling at points. Lautaro illustrated that he is actually a functioning footballer. What a night.


Inter

Dug in deep tonight and got the three points. Last twenty minutes were a sensational effort defensively. Bruno cameo was unbelievable. Big game next weekend.

Arsenal
Man United5 - 2Ipswich

Scoreline’s harsh on Ipswich in the end - was a really great contest for an hour. Not quite sure how the second goal is allowed. Bruno as FPL captain is unreal though.

Man United
Chelsea4 - 3Brighton

Going to be a great game next weekend against them. Frightening in the final third, shocking defensively. Joao Pedro playing like the best player in the league.

Chelsea
Tottenham0 - 2Newcastle

Spurs are back. Abysmal game of football to be honest. Dedic, Hall, Miley, Nico Gonzalez, Elanga and Wissa all excellent though - especially Lewis Hall, what a talented footballer.

Newcastle
Liverpool2 - 2Nott'm Forest

Really lacked any entertainment until the final half hour. Muñoz looks a player.

Nott'm Forest
Crystal Palace1 - 4Man City

Big lulls in the game at points as a contest but City do look frightening going forward. Shoutout Wharton though was the best player on the park in the first half.

Man City
Fulham2 - 3Chelsea

Cracking game of football. Tangible elements of quality from both teams mixed in with abysmal issues. Thought King was superb. Hall of shame performance from Sanchez but that Chelsea front three is scary.

Chelsea
Man City2 - 1Bournemouth

City looked scintillating going forward but absolutely horrendous dealing with Bournemouth’s front four.

Man City
West Brom3 - 1Burnley

West Brom looked so fluid and confident once they got in front. Few players look far too good for the championship.

West Brom
Brentford3 - 0Tottenham

Spurs are back. Brentford played some unbelievable stuff during that ninety minutes. Was so impressed by Sangaré and Lewis-Potter.

Brentford
Arsenal3 - 0Coventry

Tzolis is a joy to watch. Proper footballer, going to have a big season.

Arsenal
Arsenal3 - 0Man City

We are so back baby

Arsenal
Spain1 - 0Argentina

Abysmal game of football but the best team in the tournament won.

Spain
France4 - 6England

Quality was crazy but did not care at any point. Rice, Eze and Saka all phenomenal as is to be expected. Rogers looked stiff.

England
England1 - 2Argentina

Finally. Fall short yet again. These lot reek. Get it up them.

Argentina
France0 - 2Spain

Men against boys out there. Spain absolutely toyed with them and didn’t even really need to get into top gear to do so. Frighteningly good. In a strong position for the final.

Spain
Norway1 - 2England

Norway ran out of steam in the end - dead on their feet. Need a favour from Argentina now. Credit where credit is due though, Bellingham comfortably player of the tournament.

England
Spain2 - 1Belgium

Despite the late winner didn’t really feel like Spain were in any trouble here. Merino the best number nine in the world.

Spain
bookd.