Spain1 - 0Argentina


Halftime show didn’t have the only muppets on the pitch (Argentina)

Spain
England1 - 2Argentina


Tuchel may not be able to step foot in England again after this one dawg

Argentina
France0 - 2Spain


dictator overthrown

Spain
Argentina3 - 1Switzerland


The Swiss played like they already knew it was a scripted loss

Argentina
Norway1 - 2England


It’s Oslover

England
Spain2 - 1Belgium



Spain
France2 - 0Morocco


Sorry but streets WILL forget this morocco team

Morocco
Argentina3 - 2Egypt


Heartbreaking for Egypt but they only have themselves to blame. This WC has been so cruel

Egypt
Portugal0 - 1Spain


More interesting match than people are giving it credit for tbh

Spain
Mexico2 - 3England


Absolute cinema

England
Brazil1 - 2Norway


Haaland will get the plaudits but the Norway GK really stepped up tonight

Norway
Australia1 - 1Egypt


Australia manager needs to be tried at The Hague for doing a stupid cheese keeper substitution and making a 12 year old take a pen

Egypt
Portugal2 - 1Croatia


Watching a 41 year old cr7 against an entire team of Croatian 40 year olds


Portugal
Spain3 - 0Austria


He’s gonna win the Golden Oyazarboot

Spain
USA2 - 0Bosnia & Herzegovina


Unfair that the Americans had to play both Bosnia AND Herzegovina

USA
Belgium3 - 2Senegal


Cinema

Belgium
England2 - 1Congo DR


This England team is in for a rude awakening at the Azteca


England
Mexico2 - 0Ecuador



Mexico
Ivory Coast1 - 2Norway


Two great goals and then a nursing home tap in from Erling Braut

Ivory Coast
Netherlands1 - 1Morocco


Only Verbruggen could somehow score an own goal in a shootout 💔 at least hakimi missed

Netherlands
Brazil2 - 1Japan


Depression

Japan
South Africa0 - 1Canada


Fell asleep

Canada
Algeria3 - 3Austria



Algeria
Colombia0 - 0Portugal


Why did I endure this one

Colombia
Panama0 - 2England



England
Türkiye3 - 2USA



Türkiye
Norway1 - 4France



France
Japan1 - 1Sweden



Sweden
Ecuador2 - 1Germany


Ecuador lost to Ivory Coast, drew to Curacao, and beat Germany. Just as we all predicted

Ecuador
Scotland0 - 3Brazil



Brazil
South Africa1 - 0South Korea



South Africa
Portugal5 - 0Uzbekistan


Uzbekistan aren’t real

Portugal
Norway3 - 2Senegal


Wanted a 3-3, still great entertaining game!

Norway
France3 - 0Iraq


Mubbapay

France
Argentina2 - 0Austria


Missed the pen to dodge the hat trick, BRACEMAN has returned.

Argentina
New Zealand1 - 3Egypt


Was the referee promised a tomb in the pyramids?

Egypt
Uruguay2 - 2Cape Verde Islands


It’s not even funny anymore, Cape Verde are just genuinely a pretty good team

Cape Verde Islands
Germany2 - 1Ivory Coast


Undav is a Brighton legend. Adingra on the other hand, what was he DOING

Germany
USA2 - 0Australia



USA
Mexico1 - 0South Korea



Mexico
bookd.